Topic: Possibly the funniest statement ever

[Spinnzilla]

It can  look sexy (just look at Halley Berry), but on most girls it just isn't. Usually when it looks sexy, it just that the girl was sexy to begin with.

well, I don't mean Halley Berry short though, I like hair that's a little longer than that.  but yeah, my girlfriend is sexy to begin with.

[EasyCure]

Oh and don't underestimate the Russian accent. I have a very cute Russian friend and I always pick on her commanding accent; telling her that she would be awesome in bed in a dominatrix kind of way. I'm not even into that in the least bit, but I'd let her tell me what to do.

"cum in the fishbowl!"

-.......ok!

- oh **** they're eatin it!



/dave chappelle

[Stogi]

LOL

For real though....

Here's a pic from the perse:

Those glaring bright blue eyes and that accent are a DEADLY combination.

[EasyCure]

"i vill kill you mr. bond!"

[bustin98]

Her first name is 'Ivana'...

[Maverick]

Depositing into Spank Bank.  Thank you for your transaction!

[Stogi]

I really hope your kidding. That's really fucked up. Not even about the picture, but about the fact that you could get off on a face alone.

[DAaaMan64]

wait.. I missed it! I wanna see!

[Caliban]

You missed it DAaaman64. She was a cute blonde.

[DAaaMan64]

repost repost

[Hostile Creation]

"but about the fact that you could get off on a face alone."

Seriously?  Faces totally do it for me more than anything.  Tits and ass never change, they're just there.  Faces MOVE and CHANGE and DO THINGS.  A face can communicate, can tell you without even saying anything: "I like that" or "oh hell yes do that again" or "things are about to get nasty".  I can't imagine liking tits and ass more than a face; they just sit there, and if they have enough lard in them, bounce around a bit.  I think most people take faces for granted because we see them so often, but think about it: could you sleep with someone who didn't have a face?  That'd be creepy as hell.

Don't get me wrong.  I love booties and I love boobies.  But they don't compare to a good, expressive face. (Although I do not, for the record, just jerk off to faces.)

And stuff like hair doesn't matter to me, it can be any length: short, long, fro, even bald (I can't think of any examples, aside from Natalie Portman, when I found a bald girl attractive, but I don't think it would stop me).  In fact, I can never point out features I like in a girl, features I find universally attractive.  I'm inconsistent, my taste seems to be completely random.  Really, it weirds me out that people can find one "type" attractive (like my ex-roommate, who liked brunettes with pointy noses, dark eyebrows, a fine tooshies).

The Russian was cute, but I can't judge a girl based on a picture.  I have to meet her, or at least see her in motion. (I'm not saying you should post a video of the girl, just generally speaking )

[Stogi]

I was talking about beating off to a picture of a face; not actively having sex.

And you do make a good point. I know what I like, but my tastes can be completely random. That's a good thing though.

[Maverick]

The great thing about pictures of only faces is that I can put whatever the hell bodies on them I want.

Imagination FTW!

[EasyCure]

or if the face is bad and the body is kickin, you can picture any face you want on their body.

imagination FTW indeed..

[Stogi]

This is the worst thread ever....

[nickmitch]

Well, it started out great.

[bustin98]

What ever, this thread has me chuckling. Spank bank is a new term for me. We need a thread of masturbating terms. Or not.

[Hostile Creation]

Choking the chicken.

What is everyone's opinion on tattoos?

[Stogi]

They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book. That's one of the reasons why I hate make-up. Make-up can look good if applied respectfully, but when it borders on generously, that's when I'm turned off. I especially hate bright red lip-stick.

I'm all about that natural beauty. The best time to judge a girl's looks is right after she gets done working out; cuz if they look good then, then they'll look good in almost every other context.

[EasyCure]

This is the worst thread ever....

you started it

Well, it started out great.

i didnt think his story was that funny

What ever, this thread has me chuckling. Spank bank is a new term for me. We need a thread of masturbating terms. Or not.

wow thats new to you? i've used it for years, i think i heard it on Stern.

oh and lets NOT make a thread about that.

They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book. That's one of the reasons why I hate make-up. Make-up can look good if applied respectfully, but when it borders on generously, that's when I'm turned off. I especially hate bright red lip-stick.

I'm all about that natural beauty. The best time to judge a girl's looks is right after she gets done working out; cuz if they look good then, then they'll look good in almost every other context.

agreed.

however I don't mind a few, in fact i'll barely notice them, but sometimes if placed properly they could be pretty sexy. Sleeves on the other hand have never looked attractive to me, EVER. Please ladies, leave sleeve tattoos to bikers, rockstars, and thugs.

when i'm with someone i think is beautiful i turn into Gomez Adams and start kissin up and down their arms (and legs.. he-he. i think we had a that derailed to that already though) and i can't see myself doing that to skin thats been tattood the hell up.

[Stogi]

you started it

Don't you think I know that!

i didnt think his story was that funny

Blame that on my story telling or the internet. You would have **** your pants if you were there.

[EasyCure]

I probably would have. after reading that post the first time i though "...maybe it'd be funnier if i was there"

[vudu]

[Tattoos] can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety.

That's a lot funnier than you probably meant for it to be.

[nickmitch]

They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book.

QFT.

[Hostile Creation]

I don't see the point of tattoos, and I would generally recommend that people don't get them.  They don't contribute anything to the body, which is remarkable enough unpainted.  Also, people almost always get the worst or most boring tattoos they can imagine.

That said, I don't really mind a girl with tattoos.  If she's attractive and engaging, it's just a bit of color on her skin.  I love the term "Beauty is more than skin-deep" because it's very true; not in the emotional/psychological sense (not saying that's false, it's just not what I'm talking about), but in the sense that the beauty I'm attracted to comes from the bones and muscles and things, the framework of the body.  A girl can be pretty, but if she has a boring face and a static body, I have no interest in her whatsoever.

It's the way she moves.