Well, what do you call somebody like me?
1) Raised on the Atari and NES (and old arcade cabinets);
2) Once loathed the Genesis and PS1, now only loath the Genesis controller and the PS1's graphical hardware;
3) Really, really liked
Primal Rage;
4) Branched out to other systems once I realized that Nintendo Power was essentially a propoganda publication;
5) I love my PS2, PSP, and PS3;
6) GOD, I love my PS3;
7) I don't think you understand. It's like a box filled with sugar-coated joy. My Wii adopts a submissive posture whenever the PS3 is turned on;

I still love my SNES, N64, Wii, and Dreamcast, and play them all regularly;
9) And my DS and GBA;
10) 90% of the T-shirts in my T-shirt drawer are gaming-related;
11) And yet I hate Hot Topic. I only go in there for new shirts;
12) I would rather give my money to a blind monkey than GameStop;
13) I wear sweatpants all the time. Even at work;
14) Did I mention that my PS3 is soft to the touch, like the skin of a newborn babe?
15) Above all, I am open to virtually every kind of gaming experience there is, and my gamer soul knows no brand loyalty. I enjoy both old and new games, and I think all three companies managed to sleep-walk through E3 this year.