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...so to recap last nights completely bizarre chain of events -

The stolen explosives were determined to be the cause of the explosion at animecyberrat's shed outside of town last night.  While the cause for the explosion is uncertain, several pounds of what can only be described as "goop" were collected at the scene.  Oddly enough, the "goop" was completely unharmed - not burned, scorched or otherwise displaying any evidence it survived such a large explosion.  It's almost supernatural.

nickmitch and Pryoprizm were both found dead outside City Hall.  nickmitch was found dead with a large hammer inbedded into his skull while Pryoprizm was found, poisoned with a creepy note from one known only as "The Queen".

As for "The Queen", it turns out that Spak-Spang was also found dead in err... his home this morning.  Several letters to and pictures of the Forum Moderator were found, as if Spak-Spang was stalking the Forum Moderator.  The cause of Spak-Spang's death appears to be gyros from that crappy ROB the Robot.

Investigation into nickmitch's house found several lists of other townsfolk and the word "VENDETTA" scribbled all over everything.  While it appears that nickmitch never managed to actually carry out his so-called vendettas, it may have just been a matter of time...

Pryoprizm, owner of Crazy Jeb's Buttered Camel Emporium estate is still under investigation.  No one is really sure what he was about (or even what he sold)... no one knows anything about him...

WindyMan, known for his crazy public rants against those who defiled the Church of the Sacred Man-Nipple was also found dead, with copies of the Nintendo Wii Game "NinjaBreadMan" shoved into dark areas.  This is extra strange, as no copies of the game ever actually sold.

decoyman and Khushrenada were both found killed in methods similar to that of Mr. Vudu two days ago.  While it is apparent that Mr. vudu and Khushrenada killer was the same and he, himself was found dead last night as well, it appears that decoyman's killer was some kind of Copy-Cat Serial Killer.

The identity of the copy-cat serial killer is unknown, but the original serial killer was found dead.  While carrying several pints of vudu and Khushrenada's blood, it appears that Pale was killed by what experts are only able to describe as a giant rodent of some kind.  Pales nuts were chewed off and not found.

MysticSpike was also found dead last night, killed by being completely flattened.  Large treads ran the length of his body and several oversized cat hairs were found on the scene.  Strangely enough, it appears that MysticSpike was in the process of transforming into some kind of terrible half man, half bear, half pig creature.  One can only wonder what this strange creature's plans were.

Finally, RABicle, President of Nintendo was found dead in his home this morning.  All of the Wiis were stolen from his home along with the key to the Wii Factory.  Several notes were found hung up reading along the lines of "They said I could get one easily... Now, I will get their's easily.  All your Wiis belong to mii!"  As the President of Nintendo had plans to kill off hardcore gaming anyway, no one is really upset by his death anyway.

The mayor has started voting immediately.  He hopes to find either the copy-cat serial killer or anyone else responsible for any of the crimes that happened overnight.
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The Dead Thread
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Day 0 - People, read my rambling posts... there's some good hints in these...
Day 1 - The voting begins...
Evening 1 - half the population dies...
Day 2 - This thread!  Whoo!
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 11:48:26 AM »
To help make things slightly easier, here's who is apparently left alive after last night's... err... bloodfest.

Athrun Zala
Bill Aurion
blackfootsteps
bustin98
Crimm
Darkheart
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EasyCure
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NuclearSpeed
Plugabugz
stevey
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »
Wow, are we gonna have the attack of the Zombie fest or what? So many people dead can lead to only one thing: Dawn of the Dead! I need me a chain saw attached to my arm.

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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 02:31:15 PM »
VOTE INSANOLORD

why? with a name like that he has to of killed people
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 03:33:42 PM »
Vote stevey

I know he is one for vendettas and I bet that those scirbblings found last night were his and not the actual victims
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 05:56:35 PM »
Oh my, this game could technically be over by tomorrow, couldn't it?

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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 06:32:23 PM »
unVote NuclearSpeed

Vendettas? How dare you, I never had a vendetta in my life! Where could you possibly get that from?

Now that's over Vote AZ for being quite
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2008, 06:34:00 PM »
What? You don't watch enough movies? When the zombies attack you'll want a guy with a chainsaw.

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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 06:45:39 PM »
VOTE EASYCURE

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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 06:53:43 PM »
VOTE  Athrun Zala
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 07:59:21 PM »
WHAT? :/

My grip on sense is loosening. VOTE CRIMM

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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 08:22:45 PM »
Athrun is going under the radar no more.
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 09:10:11 PM »
Vote for me and I'll vote back.  Vote Plugabugz!
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 09:11:36 PM »
is mafia always this boring?
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 09:12:53 PM »
I think the sheer number of deaths on day one made it hard to start the rampant speculation.
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2008, 09:25:54 PM »
need to save myself must vote for someone else

vote az
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2008, 10:04:42 PM »
I think the sheer number of deaths on day one made it hard to start the rampant speculation.

sucks. if i dont enjoy this one i dont know if i'll bother with the next one
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2008, 10:06:25 PM »
Yeah I can go with that, VOTE BUSTIN

When does the day close?

Also EasyCure, it's not ever this boring, but it's also never this simple. MATURE= SIMPLE.
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2008, 10:18:17 PM »
The fun usually happens in PMs, trying to work out deals and figure out who is on what side. This one is a little . . . different.

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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2008, 10:31:03 PM »
Yeah I can go with that, VOTE BUSTIN

When does the day close?

Also EasyCure, it's not ever this boring, but it's also never this simple. MATURE= SIMPLE.

so this is the stereotypical xbox 360 shooter of mafia games? now i get it.
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2008, 10:44:33 PM »
I'd vote stevey just cause, but I'll VOTE BUSTIN to save my neck
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2008, 10:50:13 PM »
Sorry, got caught up at work..
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2008, 12:34:46 AM »
Insanolord - 1
Stevey - 1
bustin98 - 3
Athrun Zala - 4
Easy Cure - 1
Crimm - 1
Plugabugz - 1

Athrun Zala will be put to death tonight...
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« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2008, 01:31:02 AM »


that was so not fair ;_;
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Re: Mature MAFIA - Day 2: Death, brought to you by Degree Antiperspirant
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2008, 12:38:37 PM »
lol... I can assure you that was not done in cahoots or anything.  Sorry AZ.. looks like the voting was valid.

(I don't know what NS's vote was before the change, but if you and Bustin had tied, you would have both died anyway... ;))
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