Author Topic: Woo! (Read 54754 times)

Nick DiMola · « **Reply #150 on:** February 11, 2009, 03:18:12 PM »

Alright I got one, not quite as funny as Stogi's but funny anyway.

So in college I had this friend Rob. Pretty cool guy, but him and I would constantly **** with one another. One time in particular he thought it would be hilarious to set my background on my computer to Lemon Party. Anyway, I needed to get him back.

A few days later, towards the end of the night, he was walking down the hallway towards my dorm. Directly in front of my dorm is the lounge area, which is closed in by huge panes of glass (ie you could see the hallway from the lounge and vice-versa). This particular night, the lounge was pretty full (we had a ping pong table in the lounge and like 3 couches), and there were a bunch of girls in there hanging with a bunch of the guys from the floor.

I figure this is the perfect opportunity to get Rob back, as he is acting like a retard, walking down the hallway. So I quickly walk past him, duck, and pants his ass, right as he walks in front of the lounge. Turns out Rob was not wearing underwear this particular day, and there he stood, junk hanging out in front of a floor of people. Of course, everyone in the lounge noticed, and Rob was so dumbfounded it took him a minute to yank his pants back up.

Naturally this spawned endless jokes, and you could forever get a rise out of Rob just by saying, "Hey Rob, remember that one time Nick pantsed you in front of the lounge?"

Stogi · « **Reply #151 on:** February 11, 2009, 03:34:53 PM »

Quote from: vudu on February 11, 2009, 01:46:23 PM

Are you as much of an ass in the story when you tell it to a girl you're trying to bag?

Yup. The greatest part of this story is how much of a dick I was to everyone before I was thrown out. Why would I tone it down?

LOL, you should have seen this girls reaction after I told her to wipe the drool off her face. It was by far the most hilarious moment. Her expression at first was like "me?" in confusion, but then, while everyone was looking at her, she slowly attempted to wipe her mouth. That's when I went on to say "Anyone got a mop?"

Priceless.

EDIT: Mr. Jack, that's hilarious.

nickmitch · « **Reply #152 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:54:33 AM »

Here's a similar story of mine:
My friend had recently gotten a mac last year and wasn't too sure on how to set his background. Knowing this, I changed it to tubgirl. He got me back, and war was on. It was basically a competition of shock factor. Somewhere after goatsie I decided to get creative. I found out that he was going to go to the library to study with some chick. I also knew that he happened to be taking a nap just before. Naturally, with this info, I close all the windows and set his background to something pretty hardcore. Not disgusting, but enough to make him look like a pervert. So, he goes to the library (without opening his macbook) and opens it in the middle of a crowded library. He tried to close it before the girl saw it (she saw it) and pretended like his comp didn't work.

nickmitch · « **Reply #153 on:** February 17, 2009, 01:25:28 AM »

So, Friday the 13th came around this weekend. Lucky me, I wake up thinking I'd be warm in a nice sweater. NOPE! The wind was like 15+ mph with 30mph. Fantastic. I get a pop accounting quiz (blew the last question). Then, I go to my room before econ. Walk out with my nice jacket. I accidentally leave it behind and when I go back to get it, it's gone (of course). This is extra great because my room keys were in there and now, I'm locked out. So, I hang out in a buddy's room. Then, I have to use his toilet. I close he door behind me (forgetting his bathroom door doesn't have a knob). Now, I'm locked in his bathroom! Fantastic!

I did manage to turn my luck around and get laid later that night, but I think it just transferred to her (like an STD) as both her cell phones got soaked when a water bottle broke in her purse at a speech competition she was at (the whole team lost).

EasyCure · « **Reply #154 on:** February 17, 2009, 12:58:56 PM »

why is everything centered!!!!

nickmitch · « **Reply #155 on:** February 28, 2009, 02:26:56 AM »

So, in a rare event known only as Double-Header Friday, I had an Acct II exam followed by a Business Law exam. The tests were from 8-10 and 10:30 to 1 respectively. Those keeping score at home will see that this is 5 hours of testing. Naturally, I had a five hour energy and two bananas before hand my first exam. Of course, it started late, and we were informed that we were in the wrong room, but I still beasted that ****. Then came the hand crampingly long BLaw exam. In between, I purchased a muffin and a Vitamin Water (focus). There was only one multiple choice and like 8 essays. I murdered that **** and passed out in my bed.

I awoke about 5 and a half hours later, shortly before my former room-mate came. We later went to the "HU Carnival" being held in the gym. That was fun, and there was free food. There was a brief fashion show involved. Sadly, there was only one nipslip.

Then I went to a P. Funk concert. That **** was a beast. George Clinton was there with his rainbow of hair, and funk was in the air. He smoked a few jays on stage. It was hilarious. Great times, great times.

Stogi · « **Reply #156 on:** February 28, 2009, 02:23:43 PM »

Wait...where do you go to school?

George Clinton is the fucking man, hands down. There's a reason why Dr. Dre stole all his **** to make "The Chronic".

What songs did they play? Flash Light? One Nation Under A Groove?

nickmitch · « **Reply #157 on:** February 28, 2009, 07:25:21 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on February 28, 2009, 02:23:43 PM

Wait...where do you go to school?

Howard University (The Real HU)

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What songs did they play? Flash Light? One Nation Under A Groove?

Yes and Yes. They played all the songs you'd expect them to with a few surprises thrown in. One was their rendition of "To the window, to wall" or whatever the hell that song is called.

EasyCure · « **Reply #158 on:** March 01, 2009, 02:07:11 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on February 28, 2009, 07:25:21 PM

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on February 28, 2009, 02:23:43 PM
Wait...where do you go to school?

Howard University (The Real HU)

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What songs did they play? Flash Light? One Nation Under A Groove?

Yes and Yes. They played all the songs you'd expect them to with a few surprises thrown in. One was their rendition of "To the window, to wall" or whatever the hell that song is called.

"get low"

nickmitch · « **Reply #159 on:** March 01, 2009, 04:41:48 PM »

You know, I feel like I should've known that, but no one ever says the "get low" part.

EasyCure · « **Reply #160 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:44:25 PM »

its something in the background most people don't pick up on. don't feel so bad

nickmitch · « **Reply #161 on:** March 16, 2009, 08:14:25 PM »

I'm at home. Which is great, except no one else is on spring break. Well, now that I'm off campus, I better fire up those torrents! AND! I'll finally have time to beat Wario Land: Shake It! and FFTA2. And sorry, Khush. I left it at school

nickmitch · « **Reply #162 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:39:33 PM »

Well, it's been quite a while since I've updated this thread, so I figured E3 would be the perfect time.
Anyway, since we last left our hero (me), I've been up to a few things. I never beat Wario Land: Shake It! because I guess just wasn't that in to it. I did beat FFTA2 and MadWorld (both behind schedule). I've pocked up Platinum and played through most of it. I'm just left with parts of the post-champion story. I started Sonic and the Black Knight recently. That's ok at best so far.
I guess what's been mostly distracting me from games is (was) this girl. I met her in February and we really hit it off. Just as we were really getting close, the semester ended, and I was on my way to Virginia (I'll get to that in a bit). Anyway, I wanted to make her my girlfriend, but she was on line at the time, so that didn't work out. She did pretty much live in my room, though. She didn't like her room-mate much, so there was always an excuse to be there (not being able to find her pants was always a good one, too). The story kind of ends abruptly there. We still talk, though. That's nice.
Anyway, my brother graduated from Hampton University (the institute), which is why I had to go to Virginia. If not for her, I would've gone home and to Jazz Fest before going there, but some things were more important at the time. Anyway, I lived on my brother's couch for a few days (smoking and drinking and drinking smoking). I got to party with Hampton people, which was new, but fun.
Now, I'm back in Minneapolis for round 2 with Target. My new room-mates are pretty cool. They both go to Indiana University. My room-mate from last year is here with me, too. Today was our first day. A good bit has changed, but that's life. Anyway, it's good to be back. My new department and intern team is cool. 2 of them are older than me, but as a year 2, I'm the "senior," I guess. I'm taking them under my wing. I can't wait for these 10 weeks. However, life is leaving me a little tired and busy for E3 coverage, but I am catching the highlights.

nickmitch · « **Reply #163 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:40:29 AM »

So, sellout.woot.com has/had a 360 Pro (60GB) for $230. So, I check my bank account and I just got another check put in my account from work. Then, I remembered how much I wanted one (see Ian thread), and realized that this could be a sign. So, I bought one and decided it's my birthday present to me (along with a spending freeze).

To recap my life, I'd rather not talk about my summer. When people ask I just say it was ok, since at least I got paid. I'm back at school now. I wanted a bigger room, but they gave me my old one (which I guess is big enough, but a man needs change). Had to buy a new TV since the old one broke. It's nicer (probably didn't help the 360 decision), bigger, more ports and a built in DVD player (which I guess I don't need anymore).

Class starts tomorrow. Sweet.

nickmitch · « **Reply #164 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:02:15 AM »

****!

So, let's start with good things. I'm REALLY happy with my 360. So far, I have Batman: Arkham Asylum and Gears of War 2. I beat the story in Gears and have done some horde online with my buddies, probably some of the best times I've had on a sober weekend. Batman is awesome. I'm loving every bit of it. Probably one of my favorite games of all time. I could got at it at length, but maybe later. The next purchase I'll probably make for it is GTA IV and Lego Star Wars. (Juxtapose much?)

Anyway, school's been in full swing for a while now. I'm also in my dorm's Pageant. I'm mostly doing it as a favor to an RA, but the **** is ruining my fucking life. Practice goes from 8-10, so I can barely get work done. I haven't done laundry in weeks. The RA I'm doing it for has been turning in to Queen Bitch during practice, and it's just making me frustrated.

Blah, blah, blah bitch and moan.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #165 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:14:14 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on October 02, 2009, 12:02:15 AM

****!

So, let's start with good things. I'm REALLY happy with my 360. So far, I have Batman: Arkham Asylum and Gears of War 2. I beat the story in Gears and have done some horde online with my buddies, probably some of the best times I've had on a sober weekend. Batman is awesome. I'm loving every bit of it. Probably one of my favorite games of all time. I could got at it at length, but maybe later. The next purchase I'll probably make for it is GTA IV and Lego Star Wars. (Juxtapose much?)

Anyway, school's been in full swing for a while now. I'm also in my dorm's Pageant. I'm mostly doing it as a favor to an RA, but the **** is ruining my fucking life. Practice goes from 8-10, so I can barely get work done. I haven't done laundry in weeks. The RA I'm doing it for has been turning in to Queen Bitch during practice, and it's just making me frustrated.

Blah, blah, blah bitch and moan.

I think I saw it on Real Sex on HBO, but be sure to tape your tuck during your swimsuit portion, otherwise you probably won't fool the judges.

nickmitch · « **Reply #166 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:27:49 AM »

There's a dude part of the pageant. Thanks for the advice, though.

nickmitch · « **Reply #167 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:31:13 PM »

So, the pageant ended about 1.5 hours ago, and I'm Mr. Congeniality.

Sweet.

nickmitch · « **Reply #168 on:** November 11, 2009, 03:14:17 PM »

Sooo. . .This is the first time I've been able to access the site/forums in DAYS. Did I miss anything??

decoyman · « **Reply #169 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:31:29 PM »

You were pacifist Boba Fett in the mafia game.

nickmitch · « **Reply #170 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:14:06 PM »

Hey, guys! So, I can't get NWR in my dorm (which where I primarily access the interwebs), and I haven't even seen the site since my last post.

Anyway, I'm at home for Thanksgiving and can totally access the site from here (go me!).
How's everybody been?

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #171 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:49:10 PM »

Oh just fine. Gonna make my Strawberry Cheesecake Brownie in a little bit.

What are your plans for Thanksgiving?

Got any good dishes that you are making?

decoyman · « **Reply #172 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:47:00 PM »

Quote from: Maxi on November 25, 2009, 02:49:10 PM

Oh just fine. Gonna make my Strawberry Cheesecake Brownie in a little bit.

Maxi, post recipe NOW! *drool*

pretty please with strawberry cheesecake brownies on top? =)

Oh yeah, welcome back, nickmitch.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #173 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »

Well it is actually pretty easy. I use one of those pre packaged brownie mixes I bake that. The following day I put on the Cheesecake mix then top it with Strawberries.

EasyCure · « **Reply #174 on:** November 26, 2009, 05:46:12 AM »

i cant believe maxi didn't update nickmitch on GP's departure. i was sure he'd be the first post in there, and was certain he'd bring it up.

happy thanksgiving dude

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Author Topic: Woo! (Read 54754 times)