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« Reply #125 on: January 05, 2009, 04:32:13 PM »
I never could relate to those people who smell a girls panties. That ****'s just wrong.
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« Reply #126 on: January 15, 2009, 10:58:08 PM »
wooo! nature boy rick flair!
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« Reply #127 on: January 16, 2009, 01:18:32 AM »
FINALLY!  Someone gets the reference.
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« Reply #128 on: January 16, 2009, 01:28:07 AM »
I always thought of a Simpsons episode when I saw it. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken, which is an overall average episode but has the absolute best first act in the show's history. Kent Brockman: "There you have it, 'woo'."
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« Reply #129 on: January 16, 2009, 08:18:59 AM »
FINALLY!  Someone gets the reference.

I thought it was a David Lee Roth reference.. :(
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« Reply #130 on: January 16, 2009, 11:08:05 AM »
I thought it was a futurama reference....

You know, the episode where bender becomes a human. Yeah, that episode! Greatness.
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« Reply #131 on: January 16, 2009, 11:20:37 AM »
I thought it was a futurama reference....

You know, the episode where bender becomes a human. Yeah, that episode! Greatness.

Thats what i originally thought, but seeing as nickmitch isn't dead nor does he appear to have any rolls of fat where air/gas can escape from.. well you know.
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« Reply #132 on: January 16, 2009, 11:54:06 AM »
FINALLY!  Someone gets the reference.

I thought it was a David Lee Roth reference.. :(

Sorry, I'm not really in to pokemon

I thought it was a futurama reference....

You know, the episode where bender becomes a human. Yeah, that episode! Greatness.

Thats what i originally thought, but seeing as nickmitch isn't dead nor does he appear to have any rolls of fat where air/gas can escape from.. well you know.

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« Reply #133 on: January 20, 2009, 06:00:55 PM »
So, as we all know, there was an "event" today in DC.  Being as that's where I currently live, I thought I'd check it out.  However, if anyone (esp. Stogi and GP) turns this in to a political thread and gets it locked, I will hate you forever. :)

Any, I should probably start with last night.  I didn't sleep for various reasons.  Those really aren't important.  Just know that I went to bed at 2 with the intention of getting up at 4.  Anyway, I woke up a quarter to 5 feeling like ****.  I texted my friend who had overslept about 7 minutes less than I did.  We eventually agree to go, since we had planned on it earlier.  We leave around 5:30 without one friend who left with a crowd and didn't call anyone, like a jackass.

So, we start walking down there.  I'm wearing boots and that **** is hurting my feet/legs.  The lack of sleep didn't help either.  The cold also wasn't too bad.  We make it to the metro station, and I'm already tired.  We decide we check to see if it was crowded before we continued walking.  It wasn't really crowded because too many people couldn't figure out how to buy cards, so no one was waiting on trains.  We just missed one because our urgency detectors didn't go off until it was too late.  Thankfully, the next one came in no time.  We get off at China Town to resume walking and the crowd was MASSIVE.

We had to walk around people who were being slow.  There were a lot of vendors out selling Obama paraphernalia; hats, hoodies, buttons, shirts, signs, posters, perms, weave, etc.  The crowd was so big, even the vendors were like, "DAMN!"  So, we're walking down 7th (I know you don't know where that is, so shut up), but we decided to circumvent the crowd.  We eventually get stopped by a road block that was only letting ticket holders through.  We got passed this by going in to a cafe and walking out the back door.  It was that easy.  The next series of barricades were avoided by going through some back alleys.  Again, that easy.

Eventually we make it to an entry point.  There was a deli near by, and it looked warm.  We decided to go in, but the food made us hungry.  Naturally, we ate a hearty breakfast and washed it down with some hot cocoa.  Our friends were out somewhere in the cold, and we didn't pity them.

Eventually, they started letting people through.  We got in and started walking around.  We were stuck across the street from the National Mall.  We tried to get over there, but to no avail.  We eventually found ourselves in a restaurant with heat and bathrooms.  The line was ridiculous.  We waited in it for all of 2 minutes when we realized that the line was entirely female.  Walking past and rounding the previously unmentioned corner lead us to a barely crowded men's room.

We then call some friends and see if we can get across the street.  There were too many snipers on the rooftops for us to try and make a distraction and run for it.  So, we make for the 3rd Street Tunnel.  The tunnel wasn't that crowded, at first.  As we got deeper in, the number of people became staggering.  It would've taken at least an hour to get through, and then more security.  We decided it wasn't worth it and headed back.  We watched the inauguration on TV, in the dorm's club room.  I feel asleep as soon as Obama stopped talking.

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« Reply #134 on: January 20, 2009, 06:23:11 PM »
If i was there i would love to take pictures of the snipers, but i know that wouldn't look right and i'd end up pissing my pants in fear of having a sharp shooter somewhere out there with his sights on my head...
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« Reply #135 on: January 20, 2009, 06:37:09 PM »
Nigga, you fell asleep?

And you call yourself black? For shame....
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« Reply #136 on: January 20, 2009, 07:46:56 PM »
NOBODY SLEEPS ON OBAMA'S WATCH
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #137 on: January 20, 2009, 09:33:03 PM »
cuz it'll dig into their back and be too uncomfortable to sleep on
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« Reply #138 on: January 20, 2009, 11:35:25 PM »
. . .

Anyway, I said I fell asleep AFTER Obama officially took office.  The people who spoke after him we not important.  I saw him swear on Lincoln's bible and everything.
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« Reply #139 on: January 31, 2009, 07:50:50 PM »
I'm $20 worth of pissed right now.
I decided to cash in on Circuit City's liquidation by buying a GHWT band kit, walking across the street to GameStop and selling everything else to get the drum kit.  I get the game for $150, then sell everything back for $30, effectively paying $120 for drums.  THEN this happens.  It's not so bad, but if I would've checked before I left, I know I would've waited.  I mean, it's only $20 (which I keep having to tell myself), but still, it's $20.
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« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2009, 01:48:05 PM »
thats not a woo, its a boo
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« Reply #141 on: February 01, 2009, 05:46:05 PM »
I'm not changing the name of my blog/thread.
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« Reply #142 on: February 10, 2009, 01:27:06 AM »
So, we had "Pie an R.A." Day, and it was awesome.  The men won a basketball game, and they all wanted to celebrate.  Things got extra hilarious, extra quickly.  Everyone had a great time (except one RA, who no one likes), and the dorm made some moolah.  We're all going to laughing about this for days.
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« Reply #143 on: February 10, 2009, 05:01:41 PM »
Dude, that sounds fun and all but nothing, NOTHING, can top what I stumbled apun at one of my dorm get-together thingies.

My R.A. and I were boys. I had a fake (techinically, my brother's ID) and bought him numerous cases of beer when he needed it (and sometimes when he didn't). We had an accord. I'd hook him up with alcohol and he'd leave me to do what I do best; raise hell.

So one day, everything was going on as usual. He comes into the lounge and makes an announcement. (to paraphrase)

"Us R.A.'s are having a sex ed expose in the main hall this evening around 6. There will be wings...lots of wings." We all started joking around about how he knew nothing about the female anatomy and sex in general, but the wings did sound good. He continued to literally beg us to come. It was his duty to make sure at least some of us attend. So we promise him we'll be there then get back to watching the game.

A little afterwards, a buddy and I dip to go smoke and chill at the nearby lake. 6 o'clock rolls around and we start getting hungry. We remember what RAndy (R.A. andy) told us, so we head back to the dorm.

At this point, I'm excited. I'm high, hungry, and I can already smell the wings. We start making jokes about how we're going to be shitting for hours after this. Still laughing, we make it around the last corner and step into the main hall...and I **** you not; this creepy old dude was pushing two girls together back-to-back and in their hands were...were....GIANT DILDOS. They were so big it covered up their faces! My goofy smile faded into bewilderment. Like a reflex I exclaimed "WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON IN HERE!" The chatter stopped and everyone, fucking everyone, turned around and gave me the same weird look, as if I had done something wrong. The guy especially got all tense with his face all scrunched up and tight, with his hands on his hips. I look over to the table in the corner and find that there are no wings left, just empty trays of sauce bubbling. Again I yell "Ahh son of a bitch!" I then glance at the plates and notice huge piles on everyone's plates; even the girls! And for the third time I proclaim "Ahh really? REALLY?! All of you? Did you really have to eat all the motherfucking wings?! There's only like 20 of you motherfuckers in here!"

That's when my R.A. got up and took me aside to talk. He's like "Stogi, calm down. I'm glad you could make it." I reply, "Make it? Make it! What in balls name are you talking about? Whaaaaat the hell is going on here, RAndy?" While I was talking I heard the dude continue "Now some of you may like anal sex, but be sure to use a lot of lube or else you may rip your sphincter." My shock wears off and we just start laughing "RAndy, are you serious?! Is this what you wanted us to learn? How to properly get sodomized in the ass? This is bullshit. You know this is bullshit right? This is buuuuuuulllllllshit." He replied "You guys should have come earlier." My friend replies "For the instructional video on how to properly insert a 12 inch dildo or for the wings? I mean, come on RAndy. This is ridiculous."

I turn to the group and just start ripping everyone apart. One by one, I wasn't going to let this down. "Is this exciting? You guys having a good time? Hey girl in the corner, wipe that drool off your face. Anyone got a mop? If you think that's impressive you should check out my balls! You know what I'm saying! *fake high five* God you guys are fucking strange. Shouldn't you be studying or something? Are you going to tell your mom about this when you talk to her later?" My R.A. proceeded to push us out, telling me to stop while he tried to hide his smile from the onlookers. "Hey old man, De-enda called! De-enda dis dick nigga!" Then we bounced.

God that was weird. You can be sure I embarrassed the hell out of RAndy anytime I could after that.
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« Reply #144 on: February 10, 2009, 05:20:12 PM »
rofl

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« Reply #145 on: February 10, 2009, 11:20:24 PM »
Stogi's drivers license reads 'Stogi Kashogi'

True story.

Damn man, wasn't that like a night to find some freak and have some freaky sex with? I'd be like 'excuse me, but I'm bringing the wings sauce with me.'

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« Reply #146 on: February 10, 2009, 11:57:48 PM »
We had a "Love & Relationship Forum" today.  That was kinda fun, until we started talking about religion (which we won't do here).  The Sex Forum is next week.  THAT should be good.  It's the same day as the free HIV testing.
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« Reply #147 on: February 11, 2009, 01:45:35 AM »
Stogi's drivers license reads 'Stogi Kashogi'

True story.

Damn man, wasn't that like a night to find some freak and have some freaky sex with? I'd be like 'excuse me, but I'm bringing the wings sauce with me.'

I never thought about it that way,, interesting. Either way, the experience has been helpful. It's been a great way to open up the conversation about sex, while still being funny.
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« Reply #148 on: February 11, 2009, 01:46:23 PM »
Are you as much of an ass in the story when you tell it to a girl you're trying to bag?  :)
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« Reply #149 on: February 11, 2009, 02:44:43 PM »
Stogi's story was the most hilarious thing I've read in at least a week.
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