That guy in the picture is throwing up the....the....
Oh is that all? You had me worried for a second. That's not that bad at all. Besides, girls are like Shrooms. You feed them **** and keep them in the dark.
GP I'm joking!
But seriously, I realized that it's easy to lie to girls and call yourself a player; but if you really want be a true pimp, you have to tell them the truth. If you can keep them both, then your game must have been so potent that they refuse to believe you or just don't care. Then you really are a player.