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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #200 on: May 14, 2009, 02:14:31 PM »
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #201 on: May 14, 2009, 02:26:21 PM »
Sean also mentions butt sweat.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #202 on: May 14, 2009, 04:19:11 PM »
By using Sean's frustrations as a metric, I can say PGC is the smartest forum on the net.  Just by default.  Which doesn't bode well for the rest of the internet.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #204 on: May 15, 2009, 03:06:27 AM »
2nd largest japanese company(or is it now first), richest japanese man, sounds like blue ocean paid off
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #205 on: May 15, 2009, 12:23:28 PM »
2nd largest japanese company(or is it now first), richest japanese man, sounds like blue ocean paid off

For some reason those old Xbox 360 ads came to mind when I read that, because all I could think was "(Blue ocean...) Jump In"
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #206 on: May 19, 2009, 12:45:35 PM »
http://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/2009/05/19/treat-paying-customers-better-than-potential-customers/

Sean talks about the whole of the game product being good to its customers vs. front-loaded hype only designed to trap customers.

But man, LOOK AT THAT NINTENDO POWER COVER ART.

It just reminded me that I want REAL new generation games to look like that classic art IN MOTION, not the H.ighly D.isappointing honey glazed horse turds that are smeared on TVs today.

Look at that Mega Man II and Mario 3 art.  LOOK AT IT.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #207 on: May 19, 2009, 02:11:35 PM »
I clicked on the link because I wanted to see the Nintendo Power cover art.

GOOD GOD, ARE ALL HIS ARTICLES THAT LONG?

How do you people have the time to read through those things?
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #208 on: May 19, 2009, 02:21:00 PM »
They read just like anything else.  The difference is he's not breaking them up to get more adhits.

I typically read them at work.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #209 on: May 19, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »
I typically work at work.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #210 on: May 19, 2009, 02:31:21 PM »
Articles are too long even for the hardcore to read--> paradox

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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #211 on: May 19, 2009, 02:53:05 PM »
Wolfram Alpha doesn't know how to respond to that.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #212 on: May 19, 2009, 03:51:09 PM »
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #213 on: May 19, 2009, 04:10:28 PM »
I agree wholeheartedly with what he said there.

Sadly, the hype train has proven that it works time and time again. With massive hype, reviewers are afraid to give it a bad score and that only compounds the problem.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #215 on: June 03, 2009, 06:18:44 PM »
``The Era of the Hardc__e is over. Now, we enter the Era of Disruption!``

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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #216 on: June 03, 2009, 08:17:14 PM »
Articles are too long even for the hardcore to read--> paradox

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So you're basically saying all the whiny Nintenbrats/PS3/360 fanbois have short attention spans?

Works for me.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #217 on: June 09, 2009, 12:08:24 PM »
http://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/2009/06/09/email-new-measures-for-measuring-difficulty/

"The way how he talked about it reminded me of old fashioned arcade games where, since we were inexperienced players in the 1980s, we had to learn how to play and were very satisfied when we became skillful in it."

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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #218 on: June 14, 2009, 07:39:59 AM »
You know in this guy's latest posts he starts sounding more like the hardcore gamer he usually rails against.  Before he would tout sales numbers as the main metric of whether the people like the games or not, regardless of review scores, but now he'll switch gears and yap about 3D Mario or how NSMB on the DS wasn't "better" than SMB3, despite his own use of sales numbers as a metric (fun fact, NSMB has outsold SMB3.)  And say how NSMBWii is being "phoned in" because it doesn't have "epic music" or something, which sounds like a complaint a hardcore gamer would have.

And his "mythos" idea behind games is the most labyrinthine and intangible concept I have ever seen.  It's like a catch-all excuse for when a game either underperforms or is not otherwise "accepted."  But even his use of it is totally inconsistent.  Like when he talks about Zelda and it's mythos, but dumps on Spirit Tracks for violating the Zelda "mythos" with trains and such, which is funny because one of his favorites is Link's Awakening has a giant blue dreaming whale.  And he uses the weasel worded

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Many Zelda fans are not happy with the train in the game. “What is next? Laser beams!?” This anger is coming from the sense that the mythos is not being consistent.

But earlier he defends Zelda II, despite being universally regarded as a black sheep in the entire series, which "Many Zelda fans were not happy with."

It just sounds like personal preference is creeping in, which is fine.  I mean it's his blog.  But you can't really be a demagogue with all these big theories about stuff when it's just your own personal opinion that's fueling them, along with the inconsistencies.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #219 on: June 14, 2009, 02:41:12 PM »
I'm reading some of the new things he is saying and he gets way of track fast.

He inserts that he feels the 40 hour work week is a thing of the past and now people should work more because we are in the "Silicon Age."  This is a HUGE statment and he says it like everyone thinks it is fact.

He makes conclusions based off what he wants, not always what is there.  A company doesn't "require" people to work 60 hours a week but the boss simply says that we don't want to hire people who want to work a typical work week because they won't be a "good fit."  This doesn't mean that everyone loves working constantly, it could mean that in a competitive industry where  they can easily be replaced if they don't work as hard as their neighbor they will get fired if they don't work the "typical hours."  I'm sure a few people actually love the work and don't have families or don't care about them but to come to the conclusion that everyone does is ridiculous.  He also uses probably (I assume) one of the few companies that actually shares profits with employees as his generalization for the industry.  I don't really know the workers situation at EPIC but the boss telling the gaming press "The people here are happy" doesn't convince me one way or the other but when I hear about video game workers always getting screwed it doesn't exactly help me think they are saints.
Then he decides to attack unions and blames the entire auto industry crash on them.

He also talks about franchises and how they don't use the word in other industries like movies.  They do all the time!  He uses this word to bludgeon videogames without realizing his entire premise is wrong, this is not a uniquely videogame problem.  He makes some good points but remember to question him.

He rags on Nintendo for user generated content again.  I can't even think of a Nintendo game that actually has user generated content besides the mapmaking of Brawl.

I think his analysis of Natal is spot on though.

Is it me or does he mention the superiority of SMB3 constantly?

update:  After reading more I realise he just has a huge hard-on for 2d Mario with a particular need to say 3 is the best ever.  He is obviously happy when he talks about how Mario Galaxy was lacking (?) and doesn't deserve a sequel.  Looking around Galaxy has apparently sold about 8 million now and will obviously continue to sell more and probably be in the 10s at the end.  I don't see the failure that doesn't deserve a sequel even though direct sequels are odd for Mario in 3d.
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #220 on: June 15, 2009, 08:38:12 AM »
I'm glad to see that others are starting to see the fallacies in his logic.  Reading his articles is borderline infuriating, so I stopped years ago.  It's hard to argue with someone who will just counter with "but I'm right... where's the argument?"
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #221 on: June 15, 2009, 09:30:32 AM »
Don't the Beamos enemies shoot laser beams from their one giant eye? And haven't they been doing that since A Link to the Past?
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« Reply #222 on: June 15, 2009, 01:24:33 PM »
Don't the Beamos enemies shoot laser beams from their one giant eye? And haven't they been doing that since A Link to the Past?

Yeah.  I suppose one could argue that they're magical energy beams, but one could argue it's a magical train, too.  It reminds me Niven's corollary to Clarke's third law: "Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."

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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #223 on: June 15, 2009, 01:28:25 PM »
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Re: The smartest person on the Internet
« Reply #224 on: June 15, 2009, 05:41:06 PM »
Eh, I read the one article about Diablo III, and figured out what he was quickly.  Comparisons earlier in the thread to Hitler actually aren't far off, though this is of much smaller scale than that.

The issue is that he's taking one group of people who are happy and satisfied with what they have and are, and targeting their focus, creating an anger that has no need to exist in order to benefit from the hits.  I think it's fair to say we all know that games that are simple to play, yet innovative and intuitive are where the market is headed.  Casual and Hardcore/core are just words.  Everyone has his or her own definition of those terms, and no one will see eye-to-eye.

Anyways, the point is, yes, there are some gamers out there that are ridiculous.  There's no doubt about that.  However, just because some of the gamers who demand certain things, and hate the "casual" games and gamers, or anything close... Well, why do casual or bridge gamers, or those who see the intrinsic value of innovation, why do they have to be so angry and bitter?  They've got the games they want, why should they target the other group with anger?  The only person it benefits for them to do that is him, the website's owner.  I don't need to see a psuedo-analysis of a loosely-related marketed strategy.  I don't need to be told Nintendo did something disruptive.  I know all that, it's clear and obvious.  Visiting his site regularly is an ego stroke, where others are belittled and antagonized in an attempt to draw traffic, to earn fame, and to gain a following.

Doesn't that make him just about as bad as the people he consistently lambastes?

Now, on a more "I don't understand 'hardcore' games very much anymore" level, I've got to mention Uncharted 2.  I saw the demo that was shown during Sony's press conference, and I don't get it.  So much effort, so much time, some many resources had to be put into creating a beautiful, detailed world.  Things are nearing levels of photo-realism.  No, they aren't quite there yet, but they're approaching it.  The game, by sight alone, looks great.  Then, you watch the gameplay, and it makes no sense.  The lead character must have been shot, even if in many cases it was a nick, fifty times.  At one point, he's staring down a helicopter with a built-in machine gun, which must fire nearly 500 rounds (okay, maybe less, but it's up there...), several of which hit him, and he barely shows any reaction to them.  Beyond that, the character repetitiously hides behind, under, or next to things that obscure his vision, but he easily sticks his gun out, and targets enemies, without any difficulty.

I just don't understand why you'd feel the need to spend so much time grounding the game in reality, with visuals, physics, detailed textures, and whatnot... But then the gameplay is complete and total fantasy, with several physical and physiological impossibilities.  I truly don't understand.