*Ahem*
Nintendo's stock is stuck,
What the ****,
Everyday it's down and up,
down and up,
Your not going anywhere!
Your driving me INSANE!
Now I'm sitting here eating white rice,
Out of bowl,
My cats can't eat and forage for mice,
They look so scared, so uncertain...so cold
Brawl sold a **** ton,
Why won't you move,
You think this is FUN?!
Do you think I approve?!
Now I stare at my screen,
hoping to God,
You move up in digits,
If you don't, i'll probably sell my ipod
Maybe I should strip in the evenings,
With cash up my ass,
Spend it at the grocery store,
And just wait for the cashier to look at me demeaning.
It wouldn't be so bad...
At least I wouldn't have to see my brother,
My brother's in on it too,
He dreams about killing me....
no seriously....
My life is in shambles,
Because I took a gamble,
My girlfriend worries a bit,
Mostly Cuz I'm not focused,
Focused enough to give her the dick...
Why Nintendo,
FOR fucks sake why?!
Don't you realize I need money,
maybe I should start selling blow....
ugh...