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Offline wandering

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I'm planning on having 100 kids
« on: December 20, 2007, 09:14:14 PM »
Hold on, you say. You're really going to raise a hundred children?

No. Who said anything about raising them?

But wandering, you protest. Aren't you worried about overpopulation?

Yes. Why do you think I want so many kids? When the world gets too crowded and people start dying from starvation and stuff en masse, I don't want all my descendants to die.

So. I need people who want to bear some of my children. Any volunteers?  
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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 11:56:15 PM »
I'll have 99, but no more.

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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 02:02:30 AM »
wandering is a rabbit, confirmed...
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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 02:25:17 AM »
I had a childhood goal of having a kid in every state. No bullsh!t.
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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 02:50:16 AM »
I want 1000 clones of me at my current age walking around this planet.


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RE:I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 04:14:38 AM »
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I had a childhood goal of having a kid in every state. No bullsh!t.


Kashogi the truck driver!

I have 96 kids to go. Maybe one of them will be a boy.

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RE:I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 03:06:44 PM »
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
The very first thing that came to mind


Hahaha, in some way that is kind of true.

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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2007, 05:54:00 PM »
im going to have 400 babies
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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2007, 05:54:45 PM »
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RE: I'm planning on having 100 kids
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2007, 02:11:52 PM »
Perm beat me to is.
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