Author Topic: Wandering, the Christmas Angel. (Read 7107 times)

ShyGuy · « **on:** December 10, 2007, 03:06:52 PM »

Day One.

I travel home from work through the ice and snow. As I approach my front door, I see a package thrown carelessly on my front step (thankyou mister postal-worker sir) I wonder what's inside. Another bomb? A dead parakeet? I better bring it inside before it gets any more soggy.

Day Two

After the box itself has been cleared by the bomb squad and the CDC, I decide to be brave and open it. Where is my box knife? I guess I will use the file on these nail clippers. Hmm, all I see are foam packing peanuts, let me dig to the bott- HOLY CRAP!!

Day Three

EVENTS ARE UNFOLDING THINGS ARE MOVING FAST NOW

What in da.... These are not Frookies!! Wait, what is this? Panda Meat? The raw flesh of an endangered species? Let's investigae further. Wait, the box says they are biscuits. Mmmm. Biscuits and Gravy... Well, they don't look like biscuits. In fact there a pictures of pandas on them. Dare I take a bite?

Day Four

Unspeakable Joy and Betrayal

Okay, let's taste these biscuits. NOM NOM. Yummy, panda poop! Wait, it's chocolate. I like chocolate! These are tasty and make me smile. Big thanks to Wandering (HE IS IN FACT A CHRISTMAS ANGEL) who gave me this wonderful gift as replacement reward for this Funhouse contest. Also big thanks to Unclebob, who started this bump-like thread and kept this important issue on the forefront of voter's minds.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I will go enjoy some more of these delicious cookie-like-things

...

WHAT DA CRAP BEAR ATE ALL MY PANDA PRIZE

I blame the Pirate outfit he received from UncleBob

I'm one sad American Girl

THE END

Crimm · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2007, 03:42:45 PM »

Hydrogen Chloride!

that Baby guy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:30:18 PM »

It's...it's...a slightly smaller box! Hooray!

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:21:11 AM »

lol, just can't help myself!

Stogi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2007, 03:11:52 AM »

I like your Snoopy table cover.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2007, 03:56:37 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I like your Snoopy table cover.

My mom made it for me.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:15:58 PM »

The saga continues.

IceCold · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:29:42 PM »

Is that some type of candy?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:37:00 PM »

I don't know. I haven't been brave enough to open it yet. What should I do Funhouse? CAST YOUR VOTE NOW

that Baby guy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:40:24 PM »

Feed it to the cat! I know there's chocolate, but please! WOULD SOMEBUDDY THINK OF THE KITTENS!

Crimm · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:19:06 PM »

Those are good. I've had them.

Stogi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2007, 02:13:06 PM »

Put it in another box and smash it with a hammer!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2007, 02:20:58 PM »

that Baby guy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2007, 02:26:30 PM »

I see the panda bunny, but is that a panda fish or a killer whale? Or is it not a fish at all?

Tooooooooooo much mystery!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2007, 02:31:25 PM »

PANDA DOLPHIN!

ThePerm · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2007, 07:36:16 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Panda

UncleBob · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:02:46 AM »

I guess this is your prize?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:22:31 AM »

OH EM GEE UncleBob, SPOILERS

Stogi · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:52:53 AM »

Damn you Bill and your FORESHADOWING!

*wipes drool from mouth* Damn those cookies look delicious

This reminds me of a time when I was at Fed-Ex trying to send in my laptop for repairs, and they were opening a box full of WEED. I couldn't stop myself from drooling. too conspicuous....

ShyGuy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:12:13 PM »

Things have taken a turn for the worse.

UncleBob · « **Reply #20 on:** December 13, 2007, 04:32:49 AM »

Sorry... fixed...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:05:11 PM »

The stunning conclusion.

Caliban · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:13:16 PM »

Hilarious

What's a frookie?

UncleBob · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:31:16 PM »

ShyGuy gets all the forum prizes...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:42:25 PM »

HOLY CRAP THERE'S MORE (stay tuned for details)

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