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I'm thinking about joining a religion
« on: November 22, 2007, 03:30:06 PM »
Which one's the best?
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 04:01:06 PM »
I have a bad [EDIT: HORRIBLE] feeling about where this thread might be going.
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2007, 04:14:21 PM »
Whichever Church that worships the spaghetti monster...
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2007, 04:51:25 PM »
You should start your own religion. That way you get to make up the rules, take whatever days off you feel like by declaring them religious holidays (the feast of Maximum Occupancy), and, if you have a good enough accountant, never pay taxes again.
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2007, 04:56:06 PM »
I'd like to think of all religions as a "Cult" Since you will be repeatably showing up for meetings, Worshiping some all powerful being "Depending on religion" and free food, and drinking of "Pre-tend or otherwise" blood of some sort. Yes, you must weigh your benefits wisely. Club membership is a must!  And can't forget those wonderful mass witch hunts... And your friendly local pedobears.
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2007, 05:10:28 PM »
I had to do it...

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant key chains

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tatoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

He says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger

We are building

A religion

A limited

Edition

We are now accepting callers...
For these beautiful...
Pendant keychains

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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2007, 06:06:50 PM »
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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 06:34:23 PM »
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Whichever Church that worships the spaghetti monster...
lol, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or you could always worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2007, 06:39:03 PM »
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Which one's the best?


The one which worships Russell's teapot..

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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2007, 07:05:29 PM »
What gets me a box of Frookies in this scenario?

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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 04:04:27 AM »
FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 08:04:40 PM »
just take the first one that knocks on your door

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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 09:16:58 PM »
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just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.

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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 05:14:24 AM »
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just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.
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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 11:00:34 AM »
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just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.


Better question, What did he witness? heh

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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2007, 05:01:44 AM »
I heard that Christianity wins you ETERNAL LIFE! That's a pretty good prize. But so is 42 virgins…

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just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.


Better question, What did he witness? heh


MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD! They formed a whole religion around it.
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RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2007, 05:34:19 AM »
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just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.


Better question, What did he witness? heh


The big bang :p
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2007, 07:42:10 AM »
Sounds like an erotic magazine, and decided to worship the mag "From Sweden" and based a Religion around it. Hence The Big Bang
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2007, 06:32:24 AM »
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2007, 03:47:33 PM »
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RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2007, 11:25:47 AM »
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