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Offline GoldenPhoenix

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So who is really a plant here?
« on: September 25, 2007, 10:42:17 AM »
It has been confirmed that I am a MS plant and that Ryancoke is a Sony plant. So what other plants do we have here?

Kairon is definately a plant funded by 3rd parties pooling their money together to get someone to advertise their games, no matter how terrible.

Evan is a plant from the Cannes Film Festival to advertise independent movies and rip apart big studios.

ShyGuy is a plant from Easter Washington to help form a rebellion to separate from Western Washington

Pro666 is a plant from a secret organization that worships daisy and sacrifices babies with Mario caps on

Ian is a plant from Canada, sent here by the government to sabotage Nintendo in order to obtain world dominance

Mashiro is a plant from yet another secret company that wishes to take down Suda31

Bill isn't really plant, he isn't even a person but a facade created by the anime industry to get people attracted to Lolis

Thatguy is a plant from Ian in order to protect Ian so he can complete his task

EasyCure isn't really a plant but just a normal guy who is in the wrong place at the wrong time

pap is a plant to defend not only Smash but defend bad games as well, so he is also partially funded by 3rd party developers

Smash is the mastermind behind pap!

Pale is actually a mental patient who was hired by NWR to interact with the members and close threads.

Mario is actually an AI computer that responds to ever post sarcastically, it is about to go international soon.

Uncle Bob is a plant from Walmart to brainwash even more customers to shop there, while at the same time fulfilling his own agenda by getting people to use his storage business  

Arbok is the official spokesman for Godzilla but has also teamed with Nintendo to hype up Smash Brothers Brawl

Bustin is a plant by the hair industry to give everyone afros.

Vudu is a plant from the Tingle club, where everyone is sexually confused and wants everyone to be that way.
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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 10:45:32 AM »
I'm so not a plant.

Enjoy Coca-Cola.
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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 10:47:35 AM »
I always knew you were a plant. Bribing me with grape juice indeed...

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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 10:59:26 AM »
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I'm so not a plant.

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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 11:00:27 AM »
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Kairon is definately a plant funded by 3rd parties pooling their money together to get someone to advertise their games, no matter how terrible.


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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 11:14:24 AM »
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix

Mashiro is a plant from yet another secret company that wishes to take down Suda31


Mashiro hasn't been around lately...
you know he's up to no good wherever he is.  


And to be a good plant is ease your way into the community and when everyone has let their guard down bombard them with flashing lights and useless catch phrases.  

A few more months should be just fine
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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 11:47:17 AM »
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 12:30:08 PM »
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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 12:51:30 PM »
Ah cool, nobody has found out about me yet.

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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 01:02:33 PM »
I just like to defend people who don't deserve to be bashed.  Turns out that that's mostly Ian, here.

I'm actually an industry anarchist.  I'd destroy Square, Konami, Namco, and Capcom if I had the chance to force them to dissolve.

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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 01:19:57 PM »
On the other hand, I am the right guy at the right place. . .  right? RIGHT?

Yup, thats what I thought.









I don't even rank to be listed in this pathetic attempt of a post. Even though I'm the only one who's ever posted in GP's MySpace blog.

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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 01:39:03 PM »
So, what's the joke here?

Who started it? In which forums? Who made the original accusation that Golden's a plant?
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2007, 01:43:51 PM »
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So, what's the joke here?

Who started it? In which forums? Who made the original accusation that Golden's a plant?


AH IC, avoiding my accusations! Tricky.
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2007, 02:38:22 PM »
I'm upset I've not been added to the list.
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 02:51:00 PM »
I think I was the original accuser of GP being a plant. And it might have been when she had her original username.

She was just had so much good stuff to say about Microsoft, and totally ripping on Sony for anything. Plus, she interned at Microsoft. Of course she's not going to bash Nintendo cause:

Its a Nintendo board

and

Microsoft is a secret lover of Nintendo. If Nintendo were to bend over in the shower, Microsoft would be right there to help pick up the soap.

Hence, she's a plant. Ever so slightly altering our perceptions of Sony and Microsoft.

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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2007, 03:10:28 PM »
This thread isn't funny.  It had potential, but then Golden Phoenix ruined it by posting.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2007, 03:36:02 PM »
I wish someone paid me.
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2007, 03:54:14 PM »
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I wish someone paid me.


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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2007, 04:19:48 PM »
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Ah cool, nobody has found out about me yet.
ditto >_>
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2007, 04:30:51 PM »
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I operate out of one of UncleBob's storage units.


What y'all don't know is...

You all are actually operating out of my Storage Units....

That's the crazy twist at the end.  My "Storage Units" are rooms at the mental facility, where I'm the doctor and all of you are my patients.

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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2007, 05:19:35 PM »
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Originally posted by: Kairon
I operate out of one of UncleBob's storage units.


What y'all don't know is...

You all are actually operating out of my Storage Units....

That's the crazy twist at the end.  My "Storage Units" are rooms at the mental facility, where I'm the doctor and all of you are my patients.

PS: Shop at Wal*Mart.


WHAT A TWIST!
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2007, 05:28:24 PM »
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Bill isn't really plant, he isn't even a person but a facade created by the anime industry to get people attracted to Lolis

The cuteness...You can't resist it!


You should have seen Bill's avatars 5 years ago.....

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RE: So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2007, 07:27:22 PM »
Thanks for the honorable mention but you're wrong, i am a plant.

a Pirahna Plant.
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2007, 07:38:04 PM »
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This thread isn't funny.  It had potential, but then Golden Phoenix ruined it by posting.

Hey! Don't be a humor nazi. That's shift key's job.
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RE:So who is really a plant here?
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2007, 10:43:16 PM »
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You should have seen Bill's avatars 5 years ago.....

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