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Originally posted by: HadesGigas
What the hell would Resetti do as a playable character? He doesn't even leave the ground ever.
EBA would suck too. Olimar would be pretty likely to suck as well.
Lyn and Goroh... more sword people, who needs 'em?
Using that logic ALL the characters in SSB suck...
FYI, Mr. Resetti DOES leave the ground. On a rare occasion he will be drinking coffee at the museum. He also appeared out of the ground in the AC movie.
As for his moves, well, he has a giant pick axe that LOVES to wield around in an angry flurry. Combine that with some punch and kick attacks and jumps and you have a character!
Hell, I even came up with a final smash for him. When he grabs a smash ball he gets so, so angry that he yells "THAT'S IT! I HAD ENOUGH! I WILL ERASE ALL THE GAME DATA IN THIS WII! AND I'LL DO IT!
1...
2...
...THREE!!!!!"
The screen then fades to black and stays that way for a couple of seconds. Then it goes back on and all fighters will have received a substantial amount of damage and be dizzy.
As for EBA they can turn their dance moves into attacks. Have you even seen some of their moves? Quoting the old DoA 3 commercial; "they kick HIGH!".
If I was the game's director I would turn them into capoiera (sp?) like characters. Their final smash would consist of gathering the energy from thousands of cheering fans and launching a massive energy beam that could hit all characters and even destroy part of the stage, just like in the EBA ending.
Finally, if they came up with moves for Falcon I'm sure they could've made some up for Goroh, even if he was a sword user. And Lyn, she's from FE, I'm sure she had plenty of attacks they could've used.
So the "the characters suck" argument is more like a trolling comment rather than a useful thing to use in a discussion.