Author Topic: GREETINGS Dan Wasielewski, Brad Mosbacher, Zach Miller, Casey Basire, Michael Flynn, and Michael Thompson (Read 20384 times)

ShyGuy · « **on:** July 26, 2007, 08:02:42 AM »

HAHA Suckers IT'S A TRAP!

You're the n00bs around here now and we want to give you a proper hazing. I guess Karl and Evan are off the hook now, so make yourselves known.

Any new NWR staff member who doesn't introduce himself to our crew of forum regulars is LESS THAN A MAN.

this thread is deadly serious. SRSLY

Mashiro · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:11:32 AM »

ShyGuy means business!

Kairon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:30:12 AM »

New people!

... Can I manually type my signature again?

vudu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:38:35 AM »

You'll never live up to the awesomeness that was Stan. Hang your heads in shame.

nickmitch · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:58:02 AM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy

this thread is deadly serious. SRSLY

Seriousness is a banable offense in the funhouse. The Hulkster will have none of this.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:46:36 AM »

What do you mean, "off the hook?" Jeez people, I've been here for like three years. I've got seniority over almost half the staff now.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:33:13 PM »

Some people just make better whipping boys than others.

We love you Karl!

Caliban · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:39:41 PM »

Do they (the rookies) even know what the funhouse is all about?

Mysticspike · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:47:34 PM »

Hey, I'm not staff around here, but get to know me. I post a lot here when I'm on. Not bragging or anything I used to annoy a lot of people

I remember being new here.

Mysticspike · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:52:38 PM »

wait, also, what are the new guys' usernames?

stevey · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:17:07 PM »

What so special about these non-forumer that you had to reject all 5 of the forumer

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Mysticspike · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:23:52 PM »

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What so special about these non-forumer that you had to reject all 5 of the forumer

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Is this directed at me?

IceCold · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:31:43 PM »

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What so special about these non-forumer that you had to reject all 5 of the forumer

I really don't understand that either.. it would be nice if we actually had staffers who were part of the community before. The only one I can think of who was hired is Pale.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2007, 07:27:55 PM »

Requesting internet stalking to make sure none of the new hires are furries or psychos or Tim Rogers

ShyGuy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 26, 2007, 07:48:06 PM »

Shouldn't the NWR Personnel department be doing that sort of thing? Let's see if we can get Vudu on the job...

Kairon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:16:26 PM »

We have to make sure that they aren't all Billy come back from Game Informer.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:18:47 PM »

That's the arrangement me and Jonny had, is that I would stalk all the potentials over the internet after the last time we picked up a couple psychos. I was busy and Windy didn't know about this, so we unfortunately missed it this time.

We totally turned down one guy a year or two ago because he appeared to be insane based on his internet journal that I found

RELATED: a well-known community member was recently discovered to be a member of awful ridiculous furry porn yahoo groups and I will be blowing the lid on this caper soon enough

Stogi · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:36:06 PM »

YES!

This sounds HILARIOUS!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:58:53 PM »

So, the psycho you missed in the screening.

It was TYP wasn't it? you can tell me. He has teh rage issues

Mashiro · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:04:28 PM »

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RELATED: a well-known community member was recently discovered to be a member of awful ridiculous furry porn yahoo groups and I will be blowing the lid on this caper soon enough

I think this will be the news story that puts NWR on the map and will certainly get you guys 10 E3 tickets for next years show! =D

Case · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:11:02 PM »

I'm the Australia Correspondent. Release me from this trap at once otherwise I'll destroy you with my Croc friends and huge Aussie knives O_O.

Not to mention that the Kangaroos here are great boxers. You won't last 3 minutes against them ^_^!

So yes.

Kangeroos.

Crocs.

Take your pick, fools.

Shift Key · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:15:59 PM »

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Originally posted by: Case
I'm the Australia Correspondent. Release me from this trap at once otherwise I'll destroy you with my Croc friends and huge Aussie knives O_O.

Real Aussies don't get caught in traps.

Seriously, where have you been hiding? You need to get in touch with some locals.

Case · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:22:04 PM »

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Originally posted by: Shift Key
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Originally posted by: Case
I'm the Australia Correspondent. Release me from this trap at once otherwise I'll destroy you with my Croc friends and huge Aussie knives O_O.

Real Aussies don't get caught in traps.

Seriously, where have you been hiding? You need to get in touch with some locals.

Yes. That is true.

But I am not fully Australian (there's no such thing but I'm less so)
I'm a mix bag of a lot of nationalities.

But my ability to hide has shown you what I've learned.

*goes back into hiding*

18 Days · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:28:05 PM »

Casey owns Mario Strikers, I SAW IT IN HIS HOUSE, and he hasn't psoted a review yet.

Shift Key · « **Reply #24 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:36:31 PM »

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Originally posted by: Case
But my ability to hide has shown you what I've learned.

*goes back into hiding*

Sorry, I don't check under rocks. There's too much happening in the sunshine.

News:

Author Topic: GREETINGS Dan Wasielewski, Brad Mosbacher, Zach Miller, Casey Basire, Michael Flynn, and Michael Thompson (Read 20384 times)