Author Topic: Kairon and UncleBob trying for a vertical integration (Read 11017 times)

Ceric · « **on:** June 12, 2007, 07:09:21 AM »

Guess what I saw today. Kairon Transport. I guess they are a trucking place somewhere. That with UncleBob's storage and packing supplies they could have a racket like iTunes.

vudu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:25:53 AM »

Internet rule #1: If you didn't take a picture and/or a screen cap, it didn't happen.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:33:26 AM »

"I think he's attempting reentry."

Ceric · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:33:20 AM »

lol, I just thought of the title and had to mention it.

I was driving on the interstate at the time and couldn't take a pic but, I did try to find one online but it didn't work out.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:30:09 AM »

Am I the only one whose next thought after reading the topic was "...with sexy results" ?

nickmitch · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:55:54 PM »

My next thought was, "Well, it could have been horizontal."

that Baby guy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:25:37 PM »

Will they be backwards compatible?

UncleBob · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:11:00 PM »

::backs away slowly::

Caliban · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:39:04 PM »

::stands behind UncleBob and pushes him right back where he was going::

Ceric · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2007, 03:57:12 AM »

UncleBob · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2007, 06:47:44 AM »

::kicks Caliban in the nards and then runs away slowly::

Caliban · « **Reply #11 on:** June 13, 2007, 08:38:00 AM »

::catches up to UncleBob and bitch-slaps him like no other jigglypuff would::

UncleBob · « **Reply #12 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:59:00 AM »

::Looks strangly at Caliban as he starts attacking Bloodworth, since UncleBob was way too fast for Caliban and Caliban must have just been confused::

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:02:12 AM »

I know Caliban's "nards" must have been slowing him down, but how can you be running away slowly way too fast for someone to catch you?

UncleBob · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:39:27 AM »

Think about it. Caliban is a gamer - he's gotta be fat and lazy. I can be slow and hestill won't be able to catch up with me.

Ceric · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:59:14 AM »

UncleBob are you Fat and Lazy?

Caliban · « **Reply #16 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:08:02 AM »

Oh noes, I attacked Bloodworth, se-pu-kku...te-kkai I can't die!

You see since I am fat not and lazy, as I curled up from the agonizing pain inflicted onto my nards...wait a minute I'm fat, it's impossible for you to have reached my nards mwuahahahaha...so I curled up and rolled myself with enough speed to reach UncleBob where I crushed him with my sweaty, cheesey smelling body, then that's where the bitch-slapping began, somehow Bloodworth got in between so ask him how he got there.

But I definitely saw PartyBear nearby doing his usual dance, damn tanuki, always trying to show his jewels to everyone, show off!

UncleBob · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:14:16 AM »

I'm a Gamer. Gamers are fat and lazy. Therefore I am fat and lazy.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:18:44 AM »

Therefore you could not have outrun Caliban. And I don't dance (too fat and lazy). Nothing about this story makes any sense.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:27:24 AM »

This story has more plotholes than The War of The Worlds.

UncleBob · « **Reply #20 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:31:37 AM »

I'm less fat and lazy than Caliban though. We can both be different degrees of fat and lazy.

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:42:54 AM »

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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
This story has more plotholes than The War of The Worlds.

lol

Caliban · « **Reply #22 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:04:01 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Khushrenada
This story has more plotholes than The War of The Worlds.

You're a plothole in itself.

Ceric · « **Reply #23 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:38:07 PM »

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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
This story has more plotholes than The War of The Worlds.

War of the Worlds is a classic. Its totally plausible that all the aliens died of a disease and everyone though HG Wells was crazy...

that Baby guy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:42:25 PM »

I think he was referring to the recent film version that was stupid.

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Author Topic: Kairon and UncleBob trying for a vertical integration (Read 11017 times)