Oh noes, I attacked Bloodworth, se-pu-kku...te-kkai I can't die!
You see since I am fat
not and lazy, as I curled up from the agonizing pain inflicted onto my nards...wait a minute I'm fat, it's impossible for you to have reached my nards mwuahahahaha...so I curled up and rolled myself with enough speed to reach UncleBob where I crushed him with my sweaty, cheesey smelling body, then that's where the bitch-slapping began, somehow Bloodworth got in between so ask him how he got there.
But I definitely saw PartyBear nearby doing his usual
dance, damn tanuki, always trying to show his jewels to everyone, show off!