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Offline Pittbboi

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Chest bindings were also a hit with the men, at one point.  Not only that, but those pecks are too well-defined (and sex-ay) to belong to a woman as frail-looking as Zelda. Actually, everything about Sheik's body is too big and toned to be Zelda's female form. And then there's the obvious lack of hips. Sheik may not be male, but one thing that should be established just by looking at the two character models is that Zelda's body does go through a metamorphosis when turning into Sheik. And, considering that, and the fact that Sheik is referred to as being male in the actual game, it isn't entirely unthinkable that when Zelda's body changes when she magically transforms into Sheik, she takes on the male form to further throw Ganondorf off her trail and traverse Hyrule undetected.

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I loved the Zelda track! Best one by far

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Oh and one last thing I've notice is if this music is all from Ocarina of Time, does this point to Sheik still being in the game?


I dont think it does, nothing about it really sound like it a Sheik theme(Nocturne of Shadow, ect). But it pretty much scream a cow girl theme all over *finger crossed* come on, please let Malon be in brawl please
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Sheik/Zelda answer: The japanese obviously don't know how to draw accurately.

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Everyone's been looking at the chest...when you should have been looking at the crotch camel toe (not), or you could do it the Crocodile Dundee way and then sniff it if you're into that.    

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Good job Pittbboi, you have stumped me, but I would like to say that undefined hips are not always a good sign that some one is a man; for a time I was not sure if Pink was a complete female.
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I forgot this in the earlier post.  Zelda could be wearing peck enhanced armor like Batman as Sheik and then the rest could easy be explained by training over time.
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Plus, Kirby music seems to be the best when converted to symphony sound.
Makes me want to listen to Fountain of Dreams now..


While that is probably one of my top 3 favorite tracks in the game, the best Kirby music I have heard orchestrated is a track from the Orchestral Game Concert series. Orchestral Game Concert #5 has a track based on Kirby Super Star. You can learn more about the music and cd's on the Wikipedia entry of them. Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, they could just take that track and put it in the game. I'm not sure it can be topped. There are a few other good songs from these cd's that are top-notch.

Learning that much of the game may not be orchestrated is a real blow, especially when you hear how of some of these songs sound orchestrated. I know Funhouse Radio will play this song on occasion as well as a few others from these cd's. Although, if you want, you could ask me descreetly if there is another way to quickly find and listen to these songs. Like sending me a private message. No one talks to me.

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The model looks very beautiful.  Now all I need is to see Peach and I can rest easy and not damn this game to the pit of Hell.

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This game is all about pulling from all things Nintendo, OoT had some great music.... why the constant need to try and draw lines between assets.  (ie: OMG they have OoT music so Sheik is in the game!)

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Kirby's music is fine orchestrated, but I'd really love to hear it played as polka, by a genuine "Oompah Band."  

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The Zelda medley gave me an idea. Maybe they are going to have interactive music on some stages? like when things get more hectic it gets louder and stronger parts of the song are played. Then the music on those stages would always be different depending on whats happening. They do it in other games, could be something cool.

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heh, banana peel is today's update. It's pretty obvious what this does.
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Sakurai's comments make the banana peel one of the better updates on the site...
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Hahaha, I like how Samus is crouched down on the platform in the background watching as kirby approaches her trap.
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The banana peel could be the worst item ever created, but it'd be totally justified if, on the Mario kart stage, a passing Shy Guy can slip on the banana peel and into your opponent. Think of the timing involved in pulling that off effectively in a match and how funny it'll be.

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Thankfully everyone else in the entire world disagrees with you. Dumbest reasons to hate a music piece ever.

Your hyperbole is appreciated, but some other people have expressed their disappointment with the arrangement.  Even if the whole world did think it was great, wouldn't change my opinion of it sucking one bit! Try be less childish.  Grow up and try be respectful of dissenting opinions.

If it bothers you that I think it sucks (which it clearly does), then I dunno what to tell you.  That's on you.  Man up and stop getting so emotional over such a wack piece of music!  



Michiko Naruke needs to stick to Wild Arms and never be allowed to touch any of Kondo's masterpieces again.

So anyways, yeah.  On with the Shiek/Zelda convo...
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I, personally, like the look on Kirby's face after he slips.
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Originally posted by: Mario
Thankfully everyone else in the entire world disagrees with you. Dumbest reasons to hate a music piece ever.

Your hyperbole is appreciated, but some other people have expressed their disappointment with the arrangement.  Try be less childish.  Grow up and try be respectful of dissenting opinions.

If it bothers you that I think it sucks, then I dunno what to tell you.  That's on you.  Stop getting so emotional over a weak piece of music!

Your opinion sucks

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Thankfully everyone else in the entire world disagrees with you. Dumbest reasons to hate a music piece ever.

Your hyperbole is appreciated, but some other people have expressed their disappointment with the arrangement.  Try be less childish.  Grow up and try be respectful of dissenting opinions.

If it bothers you that I think it sucks, then I dunno what to tell you.  That's on you.  Stop getting so emotional over a weak piece of music!

Your opinion sucks


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The Banana peel is great for fun and comedy, which Smash Brothers is definitely about...but it could have some evil strategies.

Drop a Banana peel right by the edge and watch some helpless character trying to recover slip back down right as he safely lands.  hehe

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Today's update was pretty sucky, although the item does make for hilarious mayhem and slapstick...
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The banana peel is still there after Kirby slipped on it.  I guess it stays put for a while like the flipper.  Considering that Kirby seems to be momentarily stunned after slipping on it, it could be quite the tide-turner.

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The banana peel is still there after Kirby slipped on it.  I guess it stays put for a while like the flipper.  Considering that Kirby seems to be momentarily stunned after slipping on it, it could be quite the tide-turner.


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Hopefully the Banana peel will allow for sliding and move around itself.
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It's hilarious all the bitching that's going on at Gamefaqs about this update. They're crying that it's the worst update ever, and a useless item, because you can just jump over it.

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