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Offline Adrock

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It's a pretty crumby update compared to the previous 2 this week, but man, there are some really fun possibilities with it. The item updates usually haven't been super exciting though I'd take that back if they brought back the bumper.

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I fail to see how something new can be a crummy update... =|
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The more I think about it though the more I would like to see Human Midna take Sheik's place as Zelda's transformation, keeping all the same moves of course. I think that SSB is ready for a hot redhead.
That makes no sense at all.
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The more I think about it though the more I would like to see Human Midna take Sheik's place as Zelda's transformation, keeping all the same moves of course. I think that SSB is ready for a hot redhead.
That makes no sense at all.


Midna's a redhead. EVERYTHING makes sense.
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If people are really complaining about an item update . . . they really need to find something better to do with their lives.

What the hell do people expect? A new character everyday or something?

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"I think that SSB is ready for a hot redhead."

Sup, Roy...
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Can Jill from Drill Dozer be considered a Hot Red Head?  (Can't remember what color her hair is.)

Or how about Misty as a playable character...not hot, but is a red head.

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Jill's got pink hair, but that's close enough I guess... =)
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Misty isn't that bad. Isn't there a way in the original games to see her less then decent
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Well she's wearing a bikini when you battle her, if that's what you mean...
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But Misty is still like 13-15 yrs old.

That does not make someone HOT.  That makes you arrested.  Period.

The most you can say is she is spunky and cute...and you still will get the pervert look from people.

However, Jill is simply a must for Brawl...I dream of her and Mega Man.

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I never get any "pervert looks" when I say someone is cute, because "cute" isn't directed at sex appeal... =)
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But saying you think anything about Pokemon is cute gets me that look.  

Followed by the NERD!!!  Insult.


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Spak-Spang stop being so sugarly covered sweet. :P
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Misty's weird. Daisy Duke shorts are NOT proper blizzard attire! Plus, she made out with that guy from G/S/C. Or was that yellow? Whatever, it doesn't matter.
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Does the triforce allow Zelda to grow sausage when transforming into SheeK?
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The first post is falling behind!

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It's hilarious all the bitching that's going on at Gamefaqs about this update. They're crying that it's the worst update ever, and a useless item, because you can just jump over it.

JUST LIKE BOB-OMBS AND MOTION SENSOR MINES, M I RITE?


I thought that I was the only one here who also goes to the Gamefaqs boards. I did not think that anyone else here was masochistic enough to wade into that pool of mostly mentally inebriated whelps when these forums are much more conducive to (mostly) intelligent conversations.

I wonder what the next update is going to be. My bet is on either something that will go under the "How to play" listing or a characters moves.
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I'll go with that.
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That does not make someone HOT. That makes you arrested. Period.

Hands down, the best comment of the thread.

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More like the worst.

"Oh noes. Someone thinks an over-sexualized anime character is hot!"
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When I was like 13, Misty was hot.

I don't know what she looks like now, but she must be close to 18 by now

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