Author Topic: You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? (Read 18464 times)

wandering · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:13:49 PM »

...I know! That screwed up one of my posts in 18days's mafia. That really grinds my gears.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:27:37 PM »

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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.

That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?

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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
WHY DOES ' : O' MAKE THE SMILEY APPEAR, ISN'T SHOCKING!

You're typing it backwards. It goes like this O:

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:30:38 PM »

Typing backwards reverses and distorts time though!

wandering · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:33:23 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.

That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?

Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed?

Smoke39 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:35:52 PM »

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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
Typing backwards reverses and distorts time though!

Fine, you crybaby! o:< Stick some random tags in between the : and the O. Like this :O

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Originally posted by: wandering
Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed?

But then you'd have to lie around in your own piss. D:

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:51:30 PM »

I'll cry all I want!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:17:37 PM »

I have 3 seizures in my brain stem NOW.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:44:05 PM »

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Originally posted by: pap64
This thread will soon go to hell...

Your powers of foresight have, once again, delivered.

UncleBob · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2007, 02:20:43 AM »

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I hate it when people kill unborn babies in the name of "choice". That really grinds my gears.

I don't see how right-wingers can't see that making abortions illegal would do nothing but ensure that babies would be killed in alleyways (with coathangers, or by leaving them in dumpsters), instead of in doctor's offices. But then, I guess you can't see much of anything when you have your head up your ass.

...why does it feel like we've had this discussion before? oh, that's right...

Ummm... you didn't happen to nice that in each of these cases, I've taken the exact opposite stand in reference to this particular subject, did you?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2007, 04:53:24 AM »

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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.

And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:07:39 AM »

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Originally posted by: pap64
This thread will soon go to hell...

Your powers of foresight have, once again, delivered.

And your powers of stating the obvious have, once again, delivered.

oohhboy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2007, 09:27:11 AM »

That awsome gif reminds me of an imporant question. Can a man really hold and fire a minigun like than and get knocked over by the recoil?

MaryJane · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2007, 10:07:13 AM »

Yes he really could...

NOT getting knocked down would be a real test of strength.

As would having tantric sex for 30 straight hours! That really grinds my gears.

Ceric · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2007, 02:55:55 PM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
When I go to shut down or restart windows and then walk away from my computer, only to come back about 10 minutes later and windows has to inform me that some program wasn't functioning properly and wants to know if I want to end the program.

Wasn't I just shutting down the computer and wouldn't that already "end" all the programs?

That's What Really Grinds My Gears!!

start->run (or Windows key + R)
shutdown -f -t 00

That command literally is Shutdown -f(Force Quit) -t(Time 0 seconds or now). Macs have a similar command for logging off and shutting down but off the top of my head I can't remember it.

Also if you put a -r in their it tells it to restart. If you are on the command line shutdown /? (or help shutdown) will give you more options or you can look it up in help.
For *nix (that includes you OSXers) the man command, as you probably know, is your friend and I'm sure there is an equivalent command.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #40 on:** April 02, 2007, 02:52:26 AM »

What grinds my gears is exactly the same thing, ISH.

It exits all the programs and gets to the "windows is shutting down" phase. Then stops there. Never to proceed.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:10:36 PM »

You know what else really grinds my gears?

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Smoke39 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:26:10 PM »

How can you have your cake if you eat it? Once you've eaten it, it's gone. You can't posess what no longer exists. O:<

edit: As long as we're whining about stupid phrases, I don't like the "glass half empty/full" ones. ONE glass is made of TWO halves. What if I view the glass in its entirety, huh!?

Stupid fvcking metaphors.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #43 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:28:04 PM »

Not if you get a really big cake, then you can have it, but still eat some, too.

Mmm...cake.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:31:41 PM »

That's dumb.

I don't even like cake. Cake is dumb. Stupid cake.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #45 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:35:39 PM »

You haven't had good cake then.

You're dumb. Stupid Smoke39.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:38:19 PM »

Maybe I just don't like cake.

You know what grinds my gears? Thatguy. What a jerk! "Look at me I'm a random stickfigureman! I consist of lines! Blah blah blah!"

Jerk.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #47 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:39:51 PM »

You're stupid and I hate you! You can't tell me who to be! You're not my mom! You're not my dad! You don't own me!

Smoke39 · « **Reply #48 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:41:21 PM »

You don't own you, either. Wha'd'you say t'that?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #49 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:43:55 PM »

Alright, I'm calling you out. You've done it now. We have to settle this.

I am challenging you to a duel, sir.
You choose the method of your eternal demise.

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