Author Topic: I Dry Humped My Best Friends Boyfriend because I'm NOT Homosexual (Read 26660 times)

Yes, but is it smoked like they did in Scary Movie where they rolled up Marlin Wayans like a joint and smoked him?
smoked as in pole smoking like what might go down in a gay bar bathroom?
or smoked as in shot him up("I smoked that fool") like what happened to to Tupac & Biggie?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #57 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:42:08 AM »

I was under the impression that I smoked him as in curing meat.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:46:43 AM »

Ahhh, I forgot one.

EasyCure · « **Reply #59 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:19:52 PM »

They're all disgusting in this context

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #60 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:33:00 PM »

It's not too homophobic that I'd rather be seen as a cannibal than as gay, right?

EasyCure · « **Reply #61 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:42:10 PM »

nah, not at all

Stogi · « **Reply #62 on:** July 20, 2009, 03:29:12 PM »

Sounds like a gay cannibal love triangle to me.

EasyCure · « **Reply #63 on:** July 20, 2009, 04:04:06 PM »

Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay cannibal, but i know i'd never let one go down on ME, thats for DAMN sure.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #64 on:** July 20, 2009, 04:07:52 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 04:04:06 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay cannibal, but i know i'd never let one go down on ME, thats for DAMN sure.

If I weren't so attached to my shrine to my VC addiction/insanity I'd make that my signature. It's the kind of thing that's perfectly ludicrous when taken out of context.

decoyman · « **Reply #65 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:27:28 PM »

I'd say it's pretty insane IN context, too.

Ok, I'm in:

I did the macarena with a pickle because that's how I roll.

Yeah, that means you guys missed my birthday!

I turned... 30... =o

EasyCure · « **Reply #66 on:** July 29, 2009, 02:18:50 PM »

Birthdays don't matter WHEN YOU'RE OLD;)

just kidding, happy birthday! i think our upcoming birthdays thing is borken, sorry

Stogi · « **Reply #67 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:37:58 PM »

I dry humped my cell phone because I was high.

Wow....just wow.....

so true..

nickmitch · « **Reply #68 on:** July 29, 2009, 07:31:06 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on July 08, 2006, 08:15:46 PM

I had lunch with a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Fixed.

Athena Asamiya · « **Reply #69 on:** August 09, 2009, 12:48:33 PM »

"I sang to my brother cause that's how I roll"

But I'm an only child!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 09, 2009, 01:03:10 PM »

Quote from: Athena Asamiya on August 09, 2009, 12:48:33 PM

"I sang to a brotha cause that's how I roll"

fixed. Now you don't have to feel crazy.

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