Giger...*shudders*
I had a dream bout Zelda last night. I was playing it with a Radio-Shack type Universal Remote (in anticipation of playing with the Wiimote, I imagine.) Had to get Link to talk with this woman who was running about, and magically changing back and forth between two female forms. Control was really hard, I had to move link with the remote's arrow keys, but I finally caught her. And when I did, she wiggled inside Link (Yeah. Freud would have a field day with that one.) Once inside, she gave Link the power to open a hidden passageway. The passageway lead to a sidequest, which struck me as a subtle spoof of Lord of the Rings....there was a ring and a giant spider, anyway. I realized fighting the giant spider would be impossible with a crappy universal remote, so I feverently pushed the buttons, looking for the one that doubled as a pause button. I finally found it and paused the game, then went to get an N64 controller.
Weird.