Nintendo could even unleash a new franchise entitled "Fuzzy Balls." It would be great because it would entice all the sci-fi nerds out there who think it's a game about tribbles, and it would entice all the BMX XXX-fans* because they would think it was about a funny game of croquet.** Everyone else would play the game for obvious reasons (like it's a game called "Fuzzy Balls"--who wouldn't buy that?).
*This demographic is strangely found in only two places--junior-high kids' basements thanks to their dirty uncle's Blockbuster card, and state prisons equipped, as they all are, with various game consoles.
**This isn't the real reason they would play it. Get it? It's irony. You know. Irony. You know, I made a joke by saying the opposite of what you expect. Wow. How great was that? Don't answer that. Of course, if it really were about fuzzy-balled croquet, it would probably involve huge-breasted croquet players. In Iowa.