Nintendo could even unleash a new franchise entitled "Fuzzy Balls."  It would be great because it would entice all the sci-fi nerds out there who think it's a game about tribbles, and it would entice all the BMX XXX-fans* because they would think it was about a funny game of croquet.**  Everyone else would play the game for obvious reasons (like it's a game called "Fuzzy Balls"--who wouldn't buy that?).
*This demographic is strangely found in only two places--junior-high kids' basements thanks to their dirty uncle's Blockbuster card, and state prisons equipped, as they all are, with various game consoles.
**This isn't the real reason they would play it.  Get it?  It's irony.  You know.  Irony.  You know, I made a joke by saying the opposite of what you expect.  Wow.  How great was that?  Don't answer that.  Of course, if it really were about fuzzy-balled croquet, it would probably involve huge-breasted croquet players.  In Iowa.