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Hey where's my cookies. I won (see post on first page). Who's the Man? Boogie's the Man!!!
Sorry to break this to you man, but, well....
Here are the scores:
me RIGHT (contoller that splits in 2) (device for reading movement in ONE half) (no trackball) (no scroll wheel) (no hot/cold) (no traditional button layout [+1/2]) (no dual gyros) (no dual screen) 7.5 WRONG (controller that can plug directly into tv) (3-d) (advanced feedback) (touch-sensitive technology) (no reconfigurable buttons) 5
score: 2.5 shyguy RIGHT (customisable control) (no visor) (no acid-wash jeans) 3 wrong 0 uncertain (secondary gimmick controller) (microphone) (mario 128) (impressive visuals) (utilize usb ports) (high-def) 6
score: 3KDR RIGHT (controller, [+1] probably with gyros [-1/2]) 0.5 WRONG (no adding –ton to any word to hype it up) 1
score: -0.5)
ThePerm RIGHT (controller that splits) (can act as mouse) (can act as controller gun) 3 WRONG (gyro [-1/2]) (small lcd) (analog rumbling shoulders) 2.5 UNCERTAIN (microphone)
score: 0.5PaLaDiN RIGHT (no gyros [as in the sandwich]) (no glasses) (no trackball) 3 WRONG (no controller that splits) (shawarmas) (gyroscopes [-1/2]) (some sort of pressure sensitivity) (one piece controller) 4.5
score: -1.5Hostile Creation RIGHT 0 WRONG (revolution being omnipotent) (no sony or ms fanboys) 2
score: -2MJRx9000 RIGHT (no color-and-shape coded buttons) (no anything purple) 2 wrong (pressure-sensitive a and b buttons) 1 uncertain (built-in headphone jack)
score: 1MrMojoRising RIGHT (no touch screen) (no Nintendo on) 2 wrong (trackball) (no reconfigurable buttons) 1 uncertain (gyroscopes of some sort) (microphone and separate headset jack) (undecided on splittable controller)
score: 1HereticPB WRONG (Iwata won’t say anything related to rev) 1
score: -1Mario RIGHT (controls like a touch screen but you don’t have to touch it) 1 WRONG (won’t view games on TV, TV optional) 1 WRONG, but unscored (predictions for how the games will be shown at TGS) UNCERTAIN (revolution will be box of internet) (metroid will be a graphical showcase) (people will say “wow”)
score: 0Rancid Planet RIGHT (no touchscreen) WRONG (gyroscopes [-1/2]) UNKNOWN (the revolution will not be only a few times more powerful than the cube) (Mario is going to KICK ASS) (Mario won’t be ready for launch) (revolution’s advertising will be lame) (RancidPlanet’s other predictions)
score: 0.5Bill Aurion RIGHT 0 WRONG (similar in shape to wavebird [-1/2, possible with traditional shell]) (gyros [-1/2}) (haptic-feedback) (grip-buttons) 3 uncertain (built-in mic) (wired + wireless flavors) (system smaller in size) (special hardware graphical techniques) (Sonic and RE5) (Sega, Konami, Clover Studio, Zoonami support) WRONG, but unscored (trailers for Mario 128,m Metroid Prime 3, and maybe Miyamoto’s new IP and a reel of 3rd party software)
score: -3Stevey RIGHT (Iwata) (no hot coffee controller) (no 100 nes controller) (no win controller) (no touchscreen controller) (no ps3 controller) (no 360 controller) (no reggie) (no tingle) 9 wrong (my favorite controller) (gyro) (Pachinko) 3 uncertain ((jap) snes Wavebird or (us snes controller)
score: 6Nile Boogie RIGHT (mo-cap controller) (optical blue lights) (satin) (no touch pads) (no VR glasses) (no mouse and keyboard) 6 wrong 0 uncertain (using the DS as the controller) (Metroid Prime looking as good as gears of war) (Square Enix [they declared support before Nile Boogie wrote his prediction, but didn’t show up at TGS. No score]) (The Shenmue trilogy) (no Bling Bling) (no violence [I’m not sure what you meant by this. Violent games were shown in demo form, though])
score: 6Pale RIGHT 0 wrong (no controller shown at TGS) 1 WRONG, but no score (trailer of SSB3 with highlights of its online support and 8 player fights.)
score: -1Fro RIGHT (splittable controller) (no heat and cooling) (no touchscreen) (no trackball) (no Nintendo ON visor) 5 wrong (2 gyros) (no 1 analog stick [-1/2]) (Reconfigurable choke hazard buttons [the controllers are reconfigurable and use a cord that could pose choke hazard –1/2 point]) 2 uncertain (built-in mic) (HD support)
score: 3 Strell RIGHT (no peasants) 1 wrong 0 UNCERTAIN (burnination) 1
score: 1IanSane RIGHT (expansion slot) (d-pad) (at least 2 shoulder buttons) (can play all previous games) (no touch screen) (no glasses or goggles) (no holographic display) (no tactile touchscreens) (no squeezy handles) (low-poly demo) 10 WRONG (6 face buttons [-1/2. possible with expansion]) (no split controller) 1.5 uncertain (a mouse of some sort [the controller has been described as a 3d mouse, but that’s clearly not what Ian meant]) (motion control as a replacement for analog stick [whether or not the motion control replaces an analogue stick is debatable]) (2 analogue sticks [probably present with traditional shell]) (some sort of annoying flaw [obviously subjective and debatable]) (initially overpriced downloads w/ limited selection) (hidden feature that won’t be revealed until a few months before launch)
score: 8.5Jasonditz RIGHT (the k1dd13) (gimmicks) (fatal flaws) (the d00mz0r) (games for retards and old people) (no quality (no games for gamers) (no sales). Absolutely, 100% right on all counts.

no score.
BigJim RIGHT 0 wrong (gyros [-1/2]) uncertain (Analog shoulder buttons are replaced by analog trigger buttons on the bottom [I’m not sure what you mean]) (Xbox Live Killer –integrates games better with unique options and content) (not just matchmaking, but a method of marketing) (access to simple tetris-style and yahoo-style games online)
score: -0.5Pudu RIGHT (regular shoulder’s similar to Gamecube’s) (return of the Z-trigger but with 2) (no holograms) (no headset) 4 wrong (gyroscopes [-1/2]) (scroll wheel) (6 face buttons {-1/2]) (no 2 piece) 3 uncertain (microphone or headset connector) BONUS [+1 for changing mind about the usefulness of 2-piece controller]
score: 2Dasmos RIGHT (no furby) (no midnight snacks) (no touch screens (except in the case of the ds)) 3 wrong (pink bow ties) (“my new quilt cover”) 2 uncertain (Mario sporting new goatee and possibly tongue ring)
score: 1Unsung Zero RIGHT (the controller will be revealed) 1 WRONG (it will feature gyros, served open faced with gracious amount of tsanziki sauce) 1
score: 0Mantidor RIGHT (if it happens, there will be too much bitching [+1 1/2]) wrong (nothing will happen) 1
score: 0.5IceCold RIGHT (no gyros {+1/2]) (no full 3-d) 1.5 wrong (donairs) (MARZIPAN) (haptics) (d-pad combined with trackball in the middle) (different type of feedback) 5 wrong, but no score (trailers) (mention of something embedded in the Revolution) (BRILLIANT online interface demo) uncertain (talking about Retro and Miyamoto’s IPS) (no pikmin) (every single other rumor, besides gyros and full 3-d, on the net is false)
score: -3.5WINNER: Ian Sane, with 8.5 pointsSECOND PLACE: TIE between Nile Boogie and Stevey (yes, really), with 6 points each.
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SPECIAL AWARDS--
The
early-predictor award goes to
Don’tHate, for being the first person (that I know of) to draw a two-piece controller design.
The
shucks-for-you award goes to
Nile Boogie, for having an overall better idea of what the controller would be than both the winner and the person he tied with.
The
losers are winners too award goes to Bill Aurion, for having the worst score: ---3 points.
[edit] Whoops, sorry, this award actually goes to
IceCold., with -3.5 points.
The
beating the system award goes to Stevey, for obvious reasons.
The
Trogdor award goes to Strell.
And, finally, the
ego-stroking award goes to
me: because I deserve an award for predicting, in other threads, that Nintendo would/should opt for a primary button-secondary button setup instead of a traditional 4-button setup. Yeah.
Okay, then. IanSane, if you give me your address, I’ll send a box of frookies to you. Congrats.