Topic: I'll sue the razer manufacturer!

[Bill Aurion]

5 cc's I think?

And quantity isn't all that important anyway, all things considering...

[Smoke39]

That seems like an awful lot to me, but I don't have a very good sense of volume.

Quantity of what?  Semen, or masturbation?

[vudu]

Quantity seems like the most important thing.  Some people think you can measure a man by the size of his wang.  I say you measure a man by the volume of his ... stuff.  Makes more sense to me, at least.

[Smoke39]

Volume of ejaculate?  I thought it was, "It's not the length and it's not the size; it's how many times you can make it rise."

[Infernal Monkey]

I highly approve of this thread. ='D

[Smoke39]

I cut my achille's tendon today.  No, not the tendon.  The skin covering it.  I've cut it worse before, though.  Once I rinsed the little bit of blood off it had already clot.  It was just a scratch.
You must all think I'm really terrible with a razer by now.  But I'm really not.  It's only a coincidence that I've cut myself twice in such a short period.  Really.

[Caliban]

What are you, BigFoot? Are you so completely covered in hair?

[Smoke39]

Big foot?  No, I have small feet.  And I'm not completely covered in hair.  What makes you think I am?

[Athrun Zala]

shuldn't this thread be renamed?

like "Smoke's Dangerous Shaving Adventures"?

[Smoke39]

I think the current title is a more creative way of implying the same thing.

[Caliban]

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
Big foot?  No, I have small feet.  And I'm not completely covered in hair.  What makes you think I am?

You just shaved your achilles tendon, lol, normally that part has no hair.
Are you a pro/amateur swimmer? I know that pro swimmers shave most if not all of their body.

[Smoke39]

I d'know how far down it reaches.  I try to start farther than may be necessary to make sure I don't miss the edge.
I don't swim.

[ShyGuy]

Ok, so you're not a girl, not a swimmer, why are you shaving your tendons? Cyclist? Cross Dresser?

[Smoke39]

Shaving my legs.  The tendon was just collateral damage.
I'm neither a cyclist nor a cross-dresser.  I had a dream once in which I wore a dress, though.  Does that count?

[krillin1986]

This is just odd.... but soo funny ...

Just curious... have you cut youreself at all lately?

[Smoke39]

I bought some disposable razers this one time because I left my good razer at home while visiting over winter break and they were like the worst razers I've ever used!  I cut myself like three times a day with those stupid things! D:<

[ShyGuy]

"Hi I'm krillin1986 and I go around poking threads-that-should-stay-dead with a big stick!" UR Welcom guyz! LOL!

[Smoke39]

Blame Vudu for bringing it up in the talkback section.