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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Re: Questions for Answers
« Reply #100 on: February 13, 2014, 04:39:24 PM »
Q: You killed my diabetic horse... WHAT DID YOU FEED MY HORSE!!?


A: It'll be much better next time, promise. ;)
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« Reply #101 on: February 13, 2014, 05:17:34 PM »
Q: What statement do you want to make regarding your next home console, Nintendo?

A: It'll be much worse next time, promise. ;)
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« Reply #102 on: February 13, 2014, 05:22:42 PM »
Q: What does a Pimp say to his Ho after the first time he smacked her for short changing him on a days work?


A: It takes two to make a thing go right.
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Offline BranDonk Kong

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« Reply #103 on: February 13, 2014, 05:37:10 PM »
Q: I know what it takes to make it out of sight, but can you advise me on making a thing go right?

A: Jesus.
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« Reply #104 on: February 13, 2014, 05:45:51 PM »
Q: Your yard looks amazing, can you tell me the name of the guy who did it for you?

A: But that's a banana.
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« Reply #105 on: February 13, 2014, 06:44:50 PM »
Q: What do you say about trading your car for this magic, golden medallion?

A: Only on Thursdays.
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Offline Stogi

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Re: Questions for Answers
« Reply #106 on: February 13, 2014, 07:22:09 PM »
How often do you contemplate murdering everyone in your office?

Check.
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« Reply #107 on: February 13, 2014, 09:06:57 PM »
Q: How will you be paying for this gay sex?

A: Because I only have three fingers on that hand.
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« Reply #108 on: February 13, 2014, 09:27:24 PM »
Why do you always jump straight to "The Shocker"!?


Little pellets, that's how it comes out.
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Offline Shaymin

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« Reply #109 on: February 13, 2014, 10:20:26 PM »
Why do you think you have food poisoning?

William Henry Harrison.
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« Reply #110 on: February 14, 2014, 11:17:53 AM »
Q: Who was People Magazine's 1841 Sexiest Man Alive (ironically printed on April 3rd, 1841)?

A: Slavery.
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« Reply #111 on: February 14, 2014, 02:03:21 PM »
How were the greatest things in the world built?

I...uh....*runs away*
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« Reply #112 on: February 14, 2014, 02:46:44 PM »
Q: What were you doing with that used ice pack and half empty bottle of lube?

A: It's seems like you're implying that there are other ways to achieve sexual gratitude.
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Offline BranDonk Kong

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« Reply #113 on: February 14, 2014, 05:31:19 PM »
Why did you kill that hobo with a hammer?

I call it THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Offline Shaymin

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« Reply #114 on: February 14, 2014, 06:45:38 PM »
That's a helluva act you got there, what do you call it?

Strip Tic-Tac-Toe.
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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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« Reply #115 on: February 14, 2014, 07:01:57 PM »
So the rules are that if she wins, she puts something on, if he wins, he puts something on, and if you tie, you both take something off.... what's this game called?


A: Double the pleasure, double the fun.
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« Reply #116 on: February 14, 2014, 10:55:33 PM »
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