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« Reply #75 on: September 06, 2011, 04:01:59 AM »
I wonder what they asked the girls, it obviously wasn't just "can I touch your boobs on camera?"
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #76 on: September 06, 2011, 10:11:13 AM »
A lot of those girls are actually sort of cute.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #77 on: September 06, 2011, 02:21:57 PM »
Dasmos, I'm sure it was nothing clever. I bet it was something like, "We are shooting a video proving that Russian girls have the most wonderful breasts in the world. Would you like to be one of our examples? Ah, don't be shy. Where is your pride? You have an incredible figure, you could really help us out. Excellent! Now before we get started, I have to check if you have the goods and that they are natural. Strictly a technicality..."

I need a camera man.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #78 on: September 06, 2011, 10:07:26 PM »
I need to get a job doing that!
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #79 on: September 06, 2011, 11:25:47 PM »
Quote from: The Unagi on September 06, 2011, 01:51:43 AM
This once again proves my theory about girls and cameras. Something about just having a camera guy makes everything you do okay.

if we band together into small three man crews, we can have an NWR Breasts Fondling Team. One man is our anchor, another is the camera guy, the last is the sound guy to make us look more professional. In areas that have more NWR members, adding a light guy as well as someone for hair/makeup will make it look over the top real.

Lets do it.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #80 on: September 06, 2011, 11:43:59 PM »
Lol NWR Breasts Fondling Team. Something tells me that would end in disaster.

Still, fondling is alright I guess, but why stop there? We could take this global and make it a legit competition. It would blow Girls Gone Wild (i.e. the stupidest 'porn' ever), out of the water.

Imagine finding and having girls enlist in a global competition, sorting them by country, and assembling the best into Team "Insert Country Name", then having those teams compete in a series of events until one country is crowned the winner. It could be done every 4 years like the Olympics or World Cup. It could be epic. Incredibly...INCREDIBLY chauvinistic, but also epic.

Sounds like a hell of job.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #81 on: September 07, 2011, 12:34:50 AM »
I think a fondling contest would be easier.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #82 on: September 07, 2011, 12:58:07 AM »
FFS, just make Prono. An NWR Prono.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #83 on: September 07, 2011, 01:09:08 AM »
NWR parody porno? Or NWR Special: Ty's LOVEhouse: a Video Podcast?
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #84 on: September 07, 2011, 01:18:08 AM »
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FFS, just make Prono. An NWR Prono.

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Re: Breasts
« Reply #85 on: September 07, 2011, 01:28:05 AM »
So you want your own Miss World where you bone the contestants in exchange for promises that they will win?
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #86 on: September 07, 2011, 01:31:01 AM »
Quote from: oohhboy on September 07, 2011, 01:28:05 AM
So you want your own Miss World where you bone the contestants in exchange for promises that they will win?

And you don't?
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2011, 01:35:54 AM »
Of course I do. I just wish that he would get to the point.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #88 on: September 07, 2011, 01:36:21 AM »
Kinda, but I want to travel the entire world every four years while trying to find the hottest women in the world to represent their country in a nude Miss Team World Cup where I bone contestants in exchange for promises, documenting every crazy night while I laugh all the way to the bank.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #89 on: September 07, 2011, 01:37:39 AM »
Wait, what the heck? I never said that. Seriously.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2011, 11:35:16 AM »
I just needed to store this here for a little while.
[NSFW] http://h7.abload.de/img/2dgnjiraufi.gif [NSFW]


someone should just change this thread to Tits & Ass
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2011, 11:10:31 PM »
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #92 on: September 14, 2011, 03:23:12 PM »
So their are neked pictures of Scarlett Johansson floating around the internet....


Once again, Booty takes the cake. Sorry boobies, maybe next time.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #93 on: September 14, 2011, 05:10:58 PM »
Quote from: The Unagi on September 14, 2011, 03:23:12 PM
So their are neked pictures of Scarlett Johansson floating around the internet....


Once again, Booty takes the cake. Sorry boobies, maybe next time.

I don't get what you mean? There is no way ScaJoh's booty is better than her breasts.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #94 on: September 14, 2011, 05:30:28 PM »
the booty pic is way better than the breast one.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #95 on: September 14, 2011, 05:48:23 PM »
Undoubtably, but the boob one is a terribly unflattering photo.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #96 on: September 14, 2011, 06:28:07 PM »
I don't see how it's unflattering. That pic looks like she's holding on to you while your banging her.

The booty pic is by far more unflattering because she's just standing there. She's not arching her back or sticking out her butt, she's not posing with her mouth open or even looking at the camera....she's just standing.

But still, her butt looks better than her bressessets. And that's the truth.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #97 on: September 14, 2011, 07:59:41 PM »
I don't see how that means that booties are better in general, just because they're better on a couple chicks.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #98 on: September 14, 2011, 08:09:09 PM »
Honestly, I don't like either picture. Her retarded face in the booty pic ruins it and the lack of a second tit in the boobs picture ruins that too.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #99 on: September 14, 2011, 09:58:51 PM »
I'm of the opinion that ScarJo never actually had big breasts--she just has breasts that were easily manipulated by a push-up bra. Was I secretly disappointed by how flat she appeared in Iron Man 2? Yes. But was I surprised? Not at all.

But that second picture really is terrible. Why would anyone DO this in the Age of the Internetz?
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