Yeah, some of us are pale and unhealthily thin.
Not me, of course. I'm excellently built and quite attractive. But that's beside the point, because I'm not going to be buying any of that anyway.
Walking billboard, yes. That's part of the point. Secondly, I want people to know I'm a Nintendo fan, not a game fan. N Loyalist might do it, but I doubt Blue Palm or whatever got any rights for that (thus the N rather than Nintendo). And even if they did, there are better Nintendo shirts to buy. If I wanted to, which I don't, because I spend enough damn money on the games.
So basically no.