Well, I have gone one step closer than Infernal.........
I have played the phenomenally awesome F-Zero AX!!!!
While it might be a tad expensive to play (2 bucks a game, whether you win or not), it's totally worth it.
First off, when you put in your two dollars, you will presented two options:
- Create a Pilot Card and
- Insert Pilot Card.
Whether you're only playing once or intend to play again, you will need a card regardless, so in order to create a card, put in ANOTHER 2 bucks. Type in a name (I put TERMIN8

), and yo'll be presented with a random no-name character that's been chosen for you so you can earn points for him/her and get upgrades.
Now, choose whether you want to race, or do Time Trial.
Of course, bening my first time, I chose Race.
At this point, if the other player (there's two machines in the arcade), has ALSO chosen Race at the same time as you, you will now be versing earch other.
That's right, F-Zero AX has two player.
Now, you choose a pilot and machine.
And then, choose a track. All six are available immediately. Mute City and Aeropolis are Easy (8 laps), Outer Space and Port Town are Medium (6 laps), Lightning and Green Plant are Advanced (3 laps).
Choose one, and begin.
Hang on..............
A WARNING screen pops up.
"Your seat belt is not fastened. For safety reasons, please fasten your seat belt."
What the...? Seat Belt? I grab it, and put it in. The game resumes. This hsould be interesting.....
"Welcome to Mute City"
"3! 2! 1! Gooo!"
I slam my foot on the accelerator........
WHOA!!!!!!!!
HOLY F**K!!!!!!
This game is too fast to describe!!!!!
I run over a boost plate, and take a tight turn.
WHOA!
The seat tilts! I hang onto the steering wheel for dear life.
I seriously don't know why they put in a brake pedal for.......the air brakes are so fast.
The handling is superb. The speed is blisteringly fast!
I finish the race. I came first!!!!
The results show on screen. The points accumalate, but I don't have enough to upgrade my machine.
"GAME OVER. Please take out your Pilot Card, and unfasten your seat belt."
I do all that.
My hands are sweating, my pulse is racing. My sunnies fell out of my pocket. And a crowd of people came to admire my F-Zero skills. Thank you, thank you....

It's 4pm, and I'm sposed to go home........I yank out 2 more dollars, insert my card, and fasten my seat belt.
F-Zero AX is more than an arcade game......it's a bloody RIDE.
EDIT: Oh, I forgot the link to the pic of my License Card
Termin8, official pilot of F-Zero AX!!!