I think the worst thing any lecturer, or tutor can say is f**k.
we heard out tutor say that, and all of us just looked at each other thinking 'is he allowed to say that?'. I think the funniest thing said out of any of my lecturers was (the guy's 40 years old):
"Me and the boys were out played soccer in the field in front of my house, and a young lady walks by, wearing knee high boots, a boob tube, and mini skirt. The guys all shouted approvingly, and whistle out. She heads toward us, and the guys sort of prepare themselves. She gets closer, and it turns out to be my 13 year old daughter on her way to my wife's house from a party. All I could say was that the guys hurried back to their cars."
The guy is just plain funny, as everything he says relates back to his daughter and family in some way. This was my Intro to Cultural Studies lecture, and the topic for the week was 'Gender and Culture: Feminism and Masculinity'.
Oh, and I went by Target today, and they chucked out the Samus stand! Noooooooooooooo! You know something, if I got two of them, I was gonna have a competition on my site, and the winner got one of the Samus stands. The other is for my room of course. But alas, there will be no such opportunities. For me or the winner.