They should also include magic shoes with each copy. Then we can all go "Make me like Mike" and they'll do nothing at all, but we'll think they did something, so we'll try and eat a cup cake, and it'll go "aw naw, don't eat me!"
So then you have to put it down and go "pffft, damn foo'! I'm Mike!" then stand on it with the magic shoes and go "Mmm, num num num"
It'll have a cry and moosh up real good like. Then you can throw it at a wall and it'll knock the wall down, revealing a hidden room with treasures and Toad.
Toad will ask you to pick a treasure out of any of the three magic boxes. He'll do it without moving his lips. This is when you take off one magic shoe, and hurl it at him.
If you hit him right, his head will fall clean off, and blood will explode out like some kind of exploding fountain. Quickly! Pick up all three trasure chests with your power glove before the room fills up with blood and brain fluid!
Once your back outside basking under the rays of the big fat Sun with a happy face, open the chests to discover your treasures. They may only be bits of rancid meat.
If so, go to a question mark block and go "AY!"
It'll go "eh?" because it's playing silly buggers. Hit it from below to kill it. The meat will then implode and spin in circles while singing a song about the state of gaming in outer space.
Then, a coin will appear. Woo, now you can go buy a Super Scope from the Princess for some reason. She'll attempt to have sex with you when you see her.
"AW GIVE ME LOTS OF KISS!" she'll scream.
"NO, YOU SMELL!"
So you gotta throw a spear at her and get her to come over here. She really will come over there though, makes an awful mess.
Then, after playing a game of Twister, she'll give you the Super Scope.
Take it EA Big's development studio in Canada, and go "I'm from Canada, I'm a little slow ey?"
They'll nod their heads and clap their hands. Then give you a copy of Shox and go "I like teh pie"
That's when you go back home and put your feet up on the couch, and break out the dairy milk chocolate. Ready for an exciting night of adverts on TV.
So yeah, that's how you get rid of worms.