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Offline Swordsplay

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Jokes reborn
« on: December 02, 2003, 04:15:34 AM »
When posting jokes, heres a rule:

No offensive jokes, keep the jokes clean so it wont get locked like last time.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you ate pasta and anitpasta at the same time, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2003, 01:45:59 PM »
Q. What's funnier than a zombie baby?


A. A zombie baby dressed as Dan Rather.




Q.  What's black and white and red all over?


A. A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.




Q. What's red and gray and splashes?


A. A zombie baby playing in a puddle of brains.

Zombies ROCK!
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2003, 01:49:14 PM »
Jokes......it's been done before....

I say we turn this into a riddle thread.  I'm always up for a good mind-bender.  Sadly, I have none to share.
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2003, 02:11:47 PM »
Swordsplay=relentless spammer
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2003, 02:14:40 PM »
LOL! Whoo, good one Ms. Pikmin.
I got Ms. Pikmin on my side now, my word game rival.  You are doomed!  Resistance is foo. . . fu. . . POINTLESS!!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2003, 02:30:52 PM »
I gots a riddle for you...ok...

*There were three people stuck on an island because their boat sank.  Those people were a father and his 2 sons.  They walked around exploring the island until they found a smaller, but helpful boat.  The only problem was, that it could only hold 200 pounds. The father was 200 pounds, and both the boys were 100 pounds. How will they get across if all of them together would be 400 lb.??*

I'll let you guys try to figure it out and will tell you the answer in a bit....it's kinda an easy riddle but hey!
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2003, 03:19:45 PM »
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I gots a riddle for you...ok...

*There were three people stuck on an island because their boat sank.  Those people were a father and his 2 sons.  They walked around exploring the island until they found a smaller, but helpful boat.  The only problem was, that it could only hold 200 pounds. The father was 200 pounds, and both the boys were 100 pounds. How will they get across if all of them together would be 400 lb.??*

I'll let you guys try to figure it out and will tell you the answer in a bit....it's kinda an easy riddle but hey!



 
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2003, 03:59:24 PM »
Swordsplay, don't you think enough is enough?  Not every thread here has to be pointless spamming.  I think we would all appreciate it if you DID NOT create anymore threads here.  Ever.
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2003, 04:18:16 PM »
That was rude, Grey Ninja.  Don't be so rude to swordsplay...what is so pointless about this thread?  I can do with a few laughs sometimes.
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2003, 04:24:33 PM »
I don't mind threads like this in moderation, but I do agree that Swordsplay is going a bit overboard in his thread making.  It's nice to have something on the forums other than people arguing about stupid stuff like how good JFK was as President and what console is most "BEsterest!1!!!11!".
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2003, 04:26:52 PM »
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I gots a riddle for you...ok...

*There were three people stuck on an island because their boat sank.  Those people were a father and his 2 sons.  They walked around exploring the island until they found a smaller, but helpful boat.  The only problem was, that it could only hold 200 pounds. The father was 200 pounds, and both the boys were 100 pounds. How will they get across if all of them together would be 400 lb.??*

I'll let you guys try to figure it out and will tell you the answer in a bit....it's kinda an easy riddle but hey!


Come on guys! Isn't anybody gonna try it?
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Offline Ms.Pikmin

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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2003, 04:27:41 PM »
twinkletoes, he's not being rude.  Rude is creating numerous pointless threads that are sometimes duplicates of old threads that died long ago.

 
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2003, 04:29:40 PM »
The answer is that they all eat Subway and lose half of their weight so they can all get into the boat and leave.
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2003, 04:35:59 PM »
You are so wrong, Hostile...The dad gets in the boat, while one of the brothers hits the other one into a nice surfboard-shaped socket with a hammer...Then he surfs on him...Errr...I guess I've been playing too much Mario & Luigi... ^_^''
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2003, 04:40:23 PM »
lol you guys are getting warmer!

(why am I telling them this? They are way way way way off! But oh well.)

Yep a few more guesses and you will be there.

(There I go again.  Stupid consience.)
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2003, 04:41:59 PM »
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twinkletoes, he's not being rude.  Rude is creating numerous pointless threads that are sometimes duplicates of old threads that died long ago.


I can always do with a few laughs, however.
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2003, 05:47:22 PM »
twinkletoes, here.  Get all the laughs you need.

I think I was as polite as I could muster.  Swordsplay has not posted a single intelligent thing since he has come here.  I patiently ignored him, but really, enough is enough.  He has created more threads in a week than I have in the entire time I was here.  That wouldn't be a problem, if they actually served a purpose.  But they are all threads that seem to exist just so that he could exercise his power to create a thread.  I mean, how many "spam in response to my post" threads do you really need?
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2003, 06:55:54 PM »
omg omg omg
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no one remembers
he's been here for 2 years, but hasn't posted in forever
anyways i got the answer to the riddle, i couldn't resist.
answer:
the two boys get on the boat and go across
one boy gets back in and goes to the island
the dad takes the boat across and leaves the boy on the island
the other boy then takes the boat back to the island, and both boys return

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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2003, 12:41:50 AM »
Father gets into the boat and the sons hang off the side or vice versa.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2003, 01:43:38 AM »
Or maybe the Dad goes to shore and calls in the Coast Guard, so he doesn't even have to go back to the island.
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2003, 04:51:34 AM »
LOL! I like Hostile Creation's answer.  
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2003, 08:34:45 AM »
Well as a gamer, you should know that people like going the long way...Take Resident Evil, for example...

Chris:  Hmmm...This door is locked, so I will waste an hour or two finding the special key...I won't bother shooting off the lock...

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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2003, 08:40:28 AM »
He kills his kids and runs.
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2003, 08:41:48 AM »
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2003, 09:19:31 AM »
work is terrific?  i must be in the wrong place.  because i thought i was at work right now, but it's sure not terrific.  pays the bills, though.
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