Author Topic: Answer the question above game (Read 65190 times)

Swordsplay · « **Reply #225 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:27:23 AM »

A: He was thinking of the number of women he dated and left him on the first date out in the street.

Q: A crumb is a great thing. If you break a crumb in half you don't get two half - crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

Jale · « **Reply #226 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:29:22 AM »

A: 42

Q: What does /kill mean?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #227 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:32:48 AM »

A: It means you want to kill someone or something, but why would you wanna do that i wonder?

Q: Do kings have sweat bands in their crowns?

Berny · « **Reply #228 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:38:32 AM »

A: No. But we do hide our coin purses in them.

Q: How many seconds does it take for a mollusk to eat a beached whale? (I just saw Finding Nemo ^_^)

Swordsplay · « **Reply #229 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:45:36 AM »

A: 6

Q: Wouldn't it be great if you could make a guy's head explode by just looking at him? (*looks at Berny* Boom!!! cool, it works!

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Jale · « **Reply #230 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:46:55 AM »

A: Depends. It might be a really really small whale.

Q:

how many posts must a n00b think up....before we can call him a maaaaan (or woman)

Swordsplay · « **Reply #231 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:52:17 AM »

A: Quality vs Quantity, it depends.

Q: After the hurricane is gone, where do people put all that plywood?

Jale · « **Reply #232 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:20:55 AM »

A: it all slips through inter-spacial wormholes and ends up in another dimension where the plywood enjoys a happy life (well as happy as plywood can be).

Q: What is the purpose of knee-length socks?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #233 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:27:57 AM »

A: So men can wear tights and pretend to be super man or peter pan and try to fly!

Q: In England in 1830, William Hukkison became the first person ever run over by a railroad train. Wouldn't that make you feel stupid? For millions and millions of years there were no trains, and then suddenly you have trains and you get run over?

Jale · « **Reply #234 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:29:35 AM »

A: Yes I do like ink cartridges

Q: Which Famous British Doctor helped at the battle of Troy?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #235 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:31:52 AM »

A: Swordsplay

Q: If you're condemned to die they have to give you one last meal of your own choice. What is that all about? A group of people plans to kill you, so they want you to eat something you like? Whats with that?

pcpltd · « **Reply #236 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:37:56 AM »

A. Some people like to have their choices open.

Q. Has anybody seen a deformed invisible person walking around? I lost him!

Swordsplay · « **Reply #237 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:42:19 AM »

A: I think i saw him, oh never mind, it was just Uncle Phil running out of the shower butt naked.

Q: First there was rock 'n' roll, now there's jus rock. What happened to "roll"?

Jale · « **Reply #238 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:45:05 AM »

A: It rolled away

Q: What is the best hieght to be?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #239 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:47:43 AM »

A: 20 inches, because everything looks bigger than it really is, it kinda looks cool.

Q: Can you just have on antic? How about a lone shenanigan? Or a monkeyshine?

pcpltd · « **Reply #240 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:49:58 AM »

A. How about butt picker?

Q. If you drop a penny from the tallest building in the world, and it hits the ground, will it make a hole?

Jale · « **Reply #241 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:51:27 AM »

A: Only Allah knows

Q: What is a Darkshine?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #242 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:52:23 AM »

A: No, it will make a nick in my el head.

Q: Everything beeps now, ever notice that?

pcpltd · « **Reply #243 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:54:30 AM »

A. What beeps?

Q. Does anybody know what happened to John?

Jale · « **Reply #244 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:54:44 AM »

A: beep

Q: why do they use beeps to block out swearing on tv?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #245 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:56:55 AM »

A: Since beeps are taking over the world, they made them beep, the ****ers! *BEEEEPPPP!

Q: Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full, i see the glass as to big, what do you see it as?

pcpltd · « **Reply #246 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:58:02 AM »

A. Too small!

Q. Has anybody else noticed how I lose everybody?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #247 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:01:08 AM »

A: Yes. *Looks around* Whered he go?

Q: Have you ever been talking to a bunch of guys, and you laugh through your nose and blow snot on your shirt? And then you have to just keep talking and hope they'll think it's part of the design?

pcpltd · « **Reply #248 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:03:51 AM »

A. Yes, but not snot, pop.

Q. Do you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #249 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:06:05 AM »

A: Love at first smell.

Q: If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?

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