Author Topic: Answer the question above game (Read 45339 times)

Swordsplay · « **on:** November 01, 2003, 12:42:36 PM »

First, I ask a question then you answer it (no it does not have to be the right or wrong answer, it can be something you can completely make up thats really hilarious, weird, and crazy).

Then after answering the question, the next poster askes another question, and the next poster has to answer it and ask another question, etc.

For example:

Question: Does the boogy man exist

Answer: No, but i know Santa Claws does

Question: How many apples do you have

Answer: I have 4 bananas

I know those are bad examples, but i couldnt think of better examples. Ill start with the first question.

Question: Can you have a beer in the middle of an abonded forest, drink it, and it wont make a sound?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2003, 12:46:08 PM »

I don't mind this one, but don't make too many game threads. . . just a suggestion.

A: Depends on the brand, but in most cases, no. Only good beer is silent.

Q: Does Knowsnothing really know nothing?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #2 on:** November 01, 2003, 12:48:24 PM »

A: It depends on his mood, if he is hyper; yes he does a lot, if he isnt hyper, he still knows nothing; but just a little.

Q:If a pen were 3 feet high, how many socks and shoes could you put in there?

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2003, 12:50:52 PM »

A:6 if you wear socks 3 if you don't

Q: Why did god make brother bear, and better yet, why did my girlfriend want me to see it?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #4 on:** November 01, 2003, 01:13:20 PM »

A:Girlfriends can be God, if you dont do what they want, your always wrong.

Q:If spiderman suited up in his costume, suddenly had to go to the bathroom really bad, how would he do it?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #5 on:** November 01, 2003, 01:17:28 PM »

A: Impossible! His spidey senses would warn him of the potential urine long before he put his costume on!

Q: Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #6 on:** November 01, 2003, 02:49:45 PM »

Becuase the pilgrims didn't like porkchops.

Why do fish smell like fish?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #7 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:15:53 PM »

A:We were running out of ideas of smells

Q:If im a dinosaur, where did I leave my stove?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #8 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:23:53 PM »

A: It's right where it always is, silly!

Q: If I were smart, what would I say?

PIAC · « **Reply #9 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:28:11 PM »

piac likes pie.

if i was a donkey, which im not, how many apples would it take to shoot down the moon so it lands on my can of creamed rice causing it to spontaniously open and land in a bowl made of discarded hobo chicken chilli?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #10 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:33:42 PM »

about seven, but it all depends on what color socks you have on?

so....what's it like being on a spaceship? (let's see who watches spaceghost coast to coast)

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #11 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:45:15 PM »

A: I do! Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll eat you if you have steak on your head.

Q: Am I going to be able to get the blue out of my hair before school Monday?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:52:41 PM »

(I'm sorry, the correct answer to my question was "it feels like wednesday everyday!")

A: Who cares? Blue is soooooo your color you sexy beast you.

Q: What'll happen when I put this ketchup into my coffee?

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:57:28 PM »

A: It will create a magic elixir that will cure every disease known to man- unfortunately, its side effect is death.

Q: If John has 5 apples, and Jane takes 2, and donkeys have 4 legs, how many oranges does Bob have?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2003, 05:02:16 PM »

(Actually, knowsnothing, two old (40s, 50s) women called me "cute" and "sexy" at two different times. Wish I my blue haired, manly charm worked on younger women.)
A: Two hundred times ten to the twenty third power oranges.

Q: When is too much Gamecube TOO MUCH Gamecube?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2003, 05:04:39 PM »

HC, who knows? you haven't been to skool yet...

....nevermind.....

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2003, 05:07:31 PM »

Nevermind is not a question, knowsnothing.

People called it nice and cool and stuff, but none of the girls I saw said it was sexy. Alas.

But they were ones that knew me too well to be influenced by the color of my hair anyway.

Anyway, question-answer. . . someone else

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2003, 05:15:36 PM »

the answer is hands

got MILF?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #18 on:** November 01, 2003, 05:17:32 PM »

A: Yeah, here in my pocket.

Q: You want some? I got extra. . .

KDR_11k · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2003, 07:14:23 PM »

Sure.

Is MILF something like MIRV?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2003, 08:59:16 AM »

A.No, it's more like LMNOP.
Q.Whats the difference between an angry cow and a cow that is angry?

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2003, 09:02:18 AM »

one of them is bovine and the other one looks like a cow

Why doesn't Rick's dog ever appear anymore?
also, Who thinks Ty's avitar is having a little too much fun?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #22 on:** November 02, 2003, 09:57:21 AM »

A1:

A2: .........

Q: WTF?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2003, 12:07:16 PM »

A:F is the w00t.

Q:Why does my big toe always smell?

ThePerm · « **Reply #24 on:** November 02, 2003, 12:29:09 PM »

A: Because i pay gnomes to take a crap on it every night

Q: Whats the difference between a man eating chicken and a chicken eating man?

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