Author Topic: Answer the question above game (Read 66324 times)

Molobert · « **Reply #25 on:** November 02, 2003, 01:06:24 PM »

A: 31

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #26 on:** November 02, 2003, 01:08:40 PM »

A: Because there was a fresh copy of Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on the other side...

Q: When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?

ThePerm · « **Reply #27 on:** November 02, 2003, 01:16:03 PM »

A: in the year forever....this is when we have gone so far in the future that letters are substituted for the invariably long numbers and finally the word forevr have been filled out with this lettering number system.

Q: Where else should i pay the gnome to crap?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #28 on:** November 02, 2003, 01:37:46 PM »

A; In the toilet.

Q: When will the world end?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #29 on:** November 02, 2003, 01:46:48 PM »

A: When the N-Gage overtakes the GBA in the handheld market

Q: Who stole my pie!?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #30 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:24:18 PM »

A: King George W. Bush VI
Q. What does Miyamoto and a monkey have in common?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:27:16 PM »

A: They are both mammals. Similarities end there, because monkeys suck.

Q: How would you describe the taste of pizza?

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:34:37 PM »

pizzaie

where's the beef?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:36:43 PM »

A:Sorry! I just ate it.
Q:Why does The Grim Reaper hang out with short people?

ThePerm · « **Reply #34 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:36:57 PM »

in my pants

how much is that doggie in the window?

opps we posted at the same time hehehe

ok grim reaper hangs out with short people because he can

and again how much is that doggie in the window?

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #35 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:41:20 PM »

I knew i'd get that kind of response Perm.

.99 cents, but it has rabies

where are demonic druids born?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #36 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:42:50 PM »

I'm sorry..... that pooch isn't for sale :\

What do you think dog legs would taste like (they look so yummy ^_^)

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #37 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:46:15 PM »

A: Decent, but I prefer leg of woman. I suppose you should ask someone from Korea that question.

Q: Why can't knowsnothing get his posts straight?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #38 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:52:36 PM »

A:Becuase he is not straight himself(JK!)
Q:Who wants to be a millionaire?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #39 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:54:20 PM »

It's just because everyone posts while I'm writing, and then I press post and two other people have already replied. DAMN (LACK OF) TYPING SKILLS!

ThePerm · « **Reply #40 on:** November 02, 2003, 03:07:32 PM »

vanilla ice

how many times have i taken a crap today?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #41 on:** November 02, 2003, 03:09:31 PM »

Sig'D!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #42 on:** November 02, 2003, 04:03:26 PM »

Damn I'm good

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #43 on:** November 02, 2003, 04:03:40 PM »

A: you don't TAKE crap, you CRAP crap.

(unless you really do take crap, and in that case, here have mine *gives crap*)

Q: What's the worst kind of torture (or most fun to do to someone)?

(my answers: either cutting off someone's eye lids and letting their eyes dry out while they're still looking thu them, or tying all their limbs and tickling their forehead and leaving them to suffer

)

ThePerm · « **Reply #44 on:** November 02, 2003, 04:55:03 PM »

the torture that my friends online and elsewhere comment on my use of the phrase take a crap(your not the first)

would you like a non sucking monkey to take his crap to you?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2003, 02:21:26 PM »

Only on wedsndays.

Why do dogs sniff each others...food?

CardBoardBox · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2003, 02:25:03 PM »

to check if its healthy DUH, if it was healthy...they wouldn't eat it....MUHAHAH IM ALL KNOWING MORE KNOWING THAN KNOWSNOTHING!!!! eat me!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2003, 02:58:45 PM »

A:
Q: Where did his question go?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #48 on:** November 03, 2003, 03:09:20 PM »

A: Home.
Q: Compare and contrast the relationship of the nobility and the central government in the 17th and early 18th centuries in England/Great Britain, France, and Russia. In which country would you have preferred to be a noble? Explain your choice.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #49 on:** November 03, 2003, 03:13:00 PM »

A: Well, I feel that, as a noble, a whole crap load of commas, inserted into the correct positions, as well as adding lotsa extra words and phrases, will make any ordinary sentance sound much, much smarterer.

Q: x^2+2x+.22=x^3-2x-.44
x=?

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