Topic: Bed wetting

[oohhboy]

Would you piss on a bed or would you pay someone else? Thoughts on splash back? Power stream or the controlled dribble?

[Khushrenada]

Depends on who's bed but most likely I'd pay to prevent any DNA tracing back to me.

[oohhboy]

[ThePerm]

wolfenstein

[oohhboy]

wolfensteinWolfenstain.

[Khushrenada]

Ha ha ha! Ah, I like where this thread has gone. Straight to the gutter.

[ThePerm]

[ThePerm]

Happy Birthday oohBoy!

[oohhboy]

Happy Birthday oohBoy!

Shall you be granted the wettest dreams.

[Wah]

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[Khushrenada]

I'll be thinking of you tonight when I wet my sheets.

[nickmitch]

Gotta pay someone who can keep quiet though. Don't go to your college buddy who's a known squealer. Find someone working out on the street to do it.

[oohhboy]

Gotta pay someone who can keep quiet though. Don't go to your college buddy who's a known squealer leaker. Find someone working out on the street to do it.

Pee on the side of the bowl for maximum sound suppression:



You too can learn how to pee in a bottle and do it discreetly:

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle

The **** is this even ta thing.

[Khushrenada]

I find that for maximum sound suppression it helps to sit when you pee.

[rygar]

No good YouTube versions to embed:http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gslu5d/chappelle-s-show-r--kelly-s--piss-on-you--video


Every classic gets a remix: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfkzux/chappelle-s-show--piss-on-you--remix

[oohhboy]

Hmm there seems to be a dispute in regards to how many people watched the presentation of the toilet that was meant to solve the bed wetting problem.

[nickmitch]

That's the problem with TV ratings, people want to download and stream their content while they go.