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Offline oohhboy

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Bed wetting
« on: January 12, 2017, 05:59:58 AM »
Would you piss on a bed or would you pay someone else? Thoughts on splash back? Power stream or the controlled dribble?
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2017, 02:13:00 PM »
Depends on who's bed but most likely I'd pay to prevent any DNA tracing back to me.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2017, 08:38:20 PM »
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2017, 09:01:41 PM »
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2017, 09:09:36 PM »
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2017, 09:49:49 PM »
Ha ha ha! Ah, I like where this thread has gone. Straight to the gutter.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2017, 09:54:27 PM »
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2017, 06:03:26 AM »
Happy Birthday oohBoy!
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2017, 08:54:12 AM »
Happy Birthday oohBoy!

Shall you be granted the wettest dreams.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2017, 09:55:44 AM »
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Made you look ****.

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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2017, 12:34:49 PM »
I'll be thinking of you tonight when I wet my sheets.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2017, 12:51:03 PM »
Gotta pay someone who can keep quiet though. Don't go to your college buddy who's a known squealer. Find someone working out on the street to do it.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2017, 01:31:40 PM »
Gotta pay someone who can keep quiet though. Don't go to your college buddy who's a known squealer leaker. Find someone working out on the street to do it.
Pee on the side of the bowl for maximum sound suppression:



You too can learn how to pee in a bottle and do it discreetly:

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle

The **** is this even ta thing.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2017, 02:08:13 PM »
I find that for maximum sound suppression it helps to sit when you pee.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2017, 07:17:35 PM »
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2017, 03:15:22 AM »
Hmm there seems to be a dispute in regards to how many people watched the presentation of the toilet that was meant to solve the bed wetting problem.
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Re: Bed wetting
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2017, 10:55:32 AM »
That's the problem with TV ratings, people want to download and stream their content while they go.
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