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I sure hope we're not still playing this in 2018...

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I now have received Mop it up's choice for the next bomb word. Khushrenada is up next, the words you have to choose from are as follows:

Murder
Cyanide
Bomb
Gun
Crossbow

Choose wisely or be destroyed.

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Oh, I don't know. I don't want to guess Bomb since Mop it up tried to guess when she was supposed to be choosing a bomb word. Insanolord did something similar before when he chose Shaymin only to learn he was supposed to be messaging the host with a bomb word and he then chose Shaymin to be the bomb word anyways. I don't want to choose murder again since I chose that before and maybe Mop it up is hoping I'd select it again though I'm also pretty sure she isn't paying that close attention to the game and people's choices. That leaves me 3 choices. Cyanide has also been a Stratos pick in the past so there's the off-chance she's targeting him but, again, she's probably not playing that hard. However, those selections could still be affecting her subconscious mind as more emotion might be associated with those words from past players selecting them and leaving an impression she isn't even fully aware of consciously. Therefore, that leaves me with two choices and I think I'm going to have to go with the more deadlier of the weapons.

Crossbow, no whammies.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.

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Khushrenada's quick over-thinking has won him another round. Let's see how our friend Insanolord fares.

Murder.
Cyanide
Bomb
Gun

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Murder.
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Insanolord has been mopped up with the rest of the rubbish. That means ShyGuy gets to pick a new bomb word.


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Normally, Insanolord's failure makes for a good laugh but this time it is a bit of a disappointment since, as stated before, I thought a victory by him this game would have been the perfect finish. And now Lucario missed his chance to blow him up as well. So sad.
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I now have the next bomb word chosen. It's time for nickmitch to choose between the following:

Cyanide
Bomb
Gun
Crossbow

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What? No Final Four write-up? And you call yourself a substitute host....  >:(
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Normally, Insanolord's failure makes for a good laugh but this time it is a bit of a disappointment since, as stated before, I thought a victory by him this game would have been the perfect finish. And now Lucario missed his chance to blow him up as well. So sad.
And here I thought you'd be nicer to me now that I've taken out your nemesis, but it was actually a disappointment?! I guess I've only ticked you off...

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Nickmitch apparently hasn't logged in since the 22nd. I've sent him a PM in an attempt to trigger an email notification but if he doesn't respond by this time tomorrow I will be killing him off.

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Enjoying my holiday thanks guys
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Normally, Insanolord's failure makes for a good laugh but this time it is a bit of a disappointment since, as stated before, I thought a victory by him this game would have been the perfect finish. And now Lucario missed his chance to blow him up as well. So sad.
And here I thought you'd be nicer to me now that I've taken out your nemesis, but it was actually a disappointment?! I guess I've only ticked you off...

Nicer to you? How have I been unkind to you? My statement was only about Insanolord. And he is not my nemesis. He's a fellow co-worker and a very good friend of mine. He's a man of such strong conviction, of such deeply felt moral tenacity, of such remarkable centeredness and he finds radio a fascinating medium. (Plus, he looks like a 12-year-old boy and it feels wrong to pick on a child.) However, I did mention this in my guess:

I don't want to choose murder again since I chose that before and maybe Mop it up is hoping I'd select it again

Murder was the word you chose so right now I am taking that to be a clear sign of aggression by the warmonger queen Mop it up to try and annihilate the peace-loving and popular prince Khushrenada. For shame.


Nickmitch apparently hasn't logged in since the 22nd. I've sent him a PM in an attempt to trigger an email notification but if he doesn't respond by this time tomorrow I will be killing him off.

What's with the rush all of a sudden? Breathe. Relax. Let the whole host gig sink in first. Maybe take a week to ponder this all and what the significance of it all is. Or at least give Nickmitch the usual 72 hours to respond. Haste makes waste, my friend.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.

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Careful Khush, you don't want to anger the Queen of Birdos. She might be gunning for you now.
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Is it 72 hours? OK then, we'll go with that.

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Careful Khush, you don't want to anger the Queen of Birdos. She might be gunning for you now.

When you play the game of Safe Words, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
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The game's gone on this long, what's another few days?

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Um, Crossbow?
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Nickmitch has survived, Mop it Up is up next. The words are:

Cyanide
Bomb
Gun

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Would be funny if Pokepal manages to complete the game before Lucario's return.
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C'mon, it's gotta be Bomb!

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C'mon, it's gotta be Bomb!


It sure was.

Khushrenada needs to PM me the new bomb word.

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So, once again, Khushrenada is in control of the entire game. Even Pokepal148 is now subject to my whims. I shall now use my supreme authority to declare a Safe Words holiday since no word will be chosen until tomorrow. The day is mine!
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FINALLY! Thank you very much!

Now, maybe Khushrenada will be happy too...!

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Well, let's see, ShyGuy has selected Cyanide before in the very first round. So, there's a chance he could select it again and I should choose that if I want to target him. Of course, Nickmitch has selected Crossbow before as shown by his previous selection. Thus, there's a chance he could select it again and I should choose that if I want to target him. You see, often players will keep choosing the same words over and over like Insanolord selecting Shaymin every time it was an option and Mop it up choosing the word Bomb every time it was an option right up to her demise.

However, both candidates may realize that selecting the same word again could make them a target. Thus, they may gravitate to the third unused choice of Gun. If the first person to guess Gun does so and is safe, that leaves the remaining candidate to try and figure out which player I was trying to target with either Cyanide or Crossbow. It's a 50/50 shot but if they get it right, I'm out of the game. Thus, the smart thing to do would be to select Gun since that would seem to be the guaranteed choice that either player would want to select for potential safety. The only problem is that Gun is the middle word so that would seem more likely for the person choosing the bomb word to select it since in a case of Door 1, 2 or 3, people will often choose Door 2 in the middle. The other issue is that no one has been selecting Gun so it would seem to not be an appealing word to players thus meaning there is a higher chance of them selecting either Cyanide or Crossbow.

Moreover, this starts to get into some of John Nash's Game Theory in which both players may realize that Gun would be the word they are both most likely to choose in order to change up their word guess history and avoid the danger of the other player's word choice which means it is also most likely for the Bomb Word chooser to select it based on the idea that the remaining players guessing Safe Words will be scared to guess their previous selections and will be looking to change it up. Therefore, the best course of action is for neither to change from their previous selections and for their word decisions to remain unchanged thereby making them both safe while the Gun choice blows up in the Bomb Word selectors face. The only flaw in that, of course, is that in this case the Bomb Word selector is Khushrenada, who is fully aware of this fact, and therefore knows he could safely select either Cyanide or Crossbow to remove the player of his choice thus neither player can feel safe in selecting one of those words leading to them changing their decisions and walking into Khushrenada's trap.

Therefore, when it comes to the choice of Cyanide, Gun or Crossbow, it is pretty obvious which word I must select.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.