Topic: My Mario Kart 8 Review

[nickmitch]

I'm pretty sure 7.5 still gets a "would bang" from most people.

A 7.5 is one you wanna marry.  10s never have any personality.  Anything under a 7 and you're just settling.

[Stratos]

But I don't want to marry Mario Kart 8. She will leave me like the last one did with a bunch of hungry achievements to feed that require her online mode, which she disabled on the way out the door.

[Khushrenada]

Khush has sold out. He has traded his journalistic integrity for a Snickers bar.

I'd have sold it for more but I was told that's all it was worth so I took what I could get.

[UncleBob]

And it was a Fun-Size Snickers at that.

[Stratos]

I never saw anything "fun" about fun-sized bars. Not enough there to have any fun with.

[UncleBob]

Me neither.  I give them a 1.0

[Stratos]

I gave them to the neighbor kids so they wouldn't egg my house. Little bastards.

[lolmonade]

You take that back! Crash Team Racing is *LITERALLY* the greatest game ever. Way better than Mario Kart 8, for sure.

I haven't played Mario Kart 8, but can confirm.  CTR all day erry day.

Nope, nope, nope, nope. Diddy Kong Racing > CTR

I've never played Diddy Kong Racing, but you couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

[NWR_insanolord]

I've never played Crash Team Racing, but you're just a troll if you're giving it less than a 9.

[lolmonade]

I've never played your mom, but you're just a troll if you're giving her less than a 9.

That's more like it.

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

I actually kinda liked Crash Team Racing. It was the last good game Crash starred in.

[nickmitch]

I've never played your mom, but you're just a troll if you're giving her less than a 9.

That's more like it.

Some guys can only give a 6.

. . .or so I've heard.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I've never played your mom, but you're just a troll if you're giving her less than a 9.

That's more like it.

Some guys can only give a 6.

. . .or so I've heard.

Some guys would be lucky to be able to give a 6.
Most women wouldn't know what to do with a 9.

[Stratos]

I have changed my rating of this thread to a 6.9 on the Funhouse Scale.

[BlackNMild2k1]

That equals FUN for everyone, no matter how you play it.

[Stratos]

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[NWR_insanolord]

At first I thought a 7.5 was being unnecessarily harsh to the game, but now that we're hearing more about the game's frame rate i think a 7.5 isn't nearly critical enough.

[Phil]

I have changed my rating of this thread to a 6.9 on the Funhouse Scale.

That's a score that both sides can find pleasure in.