Author Topic: Help Each Other Stay Healthy (Read 26526 times)

Caterkiller · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2013, 12:37:08 PM »

Quote from: shingi_70 on February 07, 2013, 11:20:39 AM

Any advice on keeping a workout routine. I'm a reasonably slim/fit dude and I usually start for a couple of days but then fall off the wagon. Usually I blame it on lack of proper equipment but I'm tired of a scrap boating.

I'm not much help in this regard. What keeps me going is always telling myself I want to get good at something so it forces me to go out and work at it. Or look at YouTube videos of super unhealthy people, that'll scare you straight. Oh maybe look up videos of exercises without equipment, you may find something new that will keep you interested and feel like your progressing with out fancy weights and machines. If you have a friend to join you it makes it easier and more fun.

@ Caliban - I'm just going to go push-up extreme, lots of diamonds and just see what happens.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2013, 06:01:35 PM »

Hard work and dedication? NICE TRY MY FITNESS! WE WANT A PILL!

Stogi · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2013, 07:13:36 PM »

So I learned how to parry and choke someone out with minimal effort yesterday.

Self-preservation is a form of staying healthy.

EasyCure · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2013, 07:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Stogi on February 07, 2013, 07:13:36 PM

So I gave up using condoms to ensure my DNA lives on beyond my death.

Self-preservation is a form of staying healthy

FTFY

Caliban · « **Reply #29 on:** February 08, 2013, 01:01:50 AM »

Quote from: Caterkiller on February 07, 2013, 12:37:08 PM

@ Caliban - I'm just going to go push-up extreme, lots of diamonds and just see what happens.

Great. I hope it works out for you.

Stogi · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2013, 05:45:49 AM »

That's the only work out I use except...you know.

Try this Cater, dip your nose in the diamond then curve your back as you push your face out. I hope that made sense.

Best way to wake up and stretch. Every animal does it, might as well do it well.

bustin98 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2013, 10:19:52 AM »

Quote from: Stogi on February 08, 2013, 05:45:49 AM

That's the only work out I use except...you know.

Kegel?

Stogi · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2013, 03:44:45 PM »

Oh yeah...I can stop pissing on a dime.

Caterkiller · « **Reply #33 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:39:32 AM »

Quote from: Stogi on February 08, 2013, 05:45:49 AM

That's the only work out I use except...you know.

Try this Cater, dip your nose in the diamond then curve your back as you push your face out. I hope that made sense.

Best way to wake up and stretch. Every animal does it, might as well do it well.

Understood loud and clear mr bossman!

shingi_70 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2013, 12:03:51 PM »

Sent to my local gym and they have pretty reasonable membership prices. They have $15 for a week which I plan to try on a trail basis before starting full time in the spring.

Also picking up this weekend a Yoga Mat and one of those push up/pull gym bar things.

Also pretty sure O suffer from open induced errectile Dysfunction. So I'm wait doing you know what for the next two months.

Ceric · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2013, 01:34:54 PM »

I have a family memebership to the Y know for $16 dollars a month. My company pays for 80% of the cost. I'm a little amazed about how expensive it normally be. I'm still on the fence if its worth $16

shingi_70 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2013, 02:08:10 PM »

I'd say try it out. (Assuming you already haven't) If you enjoy keep going and if you don't well $16 isn't that big of a loss.

RABicle · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:07:28 PM »

I hate to me, you know, a ****, but

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more for me than 2 years of acupuncture and a crappy chiropractor combined.

Any GP worth talking to could've told you that alternative medicine based on pseudo science is a complete waste of time.

Caterkiller · « **Reply #38 on:** February 16, 2013, 12:11:33 AM »

Quote from: RABicle on February 15, 2013, 12:07:28 PM

I hate to me, you know, a ****, but
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more for me than 2 years of acupuncture and a crappy chiropractor combined.
Any GP worth talking to could've told you that alternative medicine based on pseudo science is a complete waste of time.

Wait what was the first sentence trying to say?

Also you agreed with my statement right?

Oblivion · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2013, 02:28:49 AM »

So, how do I last longer in bed?

Caterkiller · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:20:34 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on February 16, 2013, 02:28:49 AM

So, how do I last longer in bed?

(Laughs) don't ask me, not lasting long is my specialty.

bustin98 · « **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2013, 07:27:20 AM »

Masterbate 3 hours before sex. Or use sandpaper to toughen the skin and reduce sensitivity.

Oblivion · « **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2013, 10:13:18 AM »

Quote from: bustin98 on February 16, 2013, 07:27:20 AM

Or use sandpaper to toughen the skin and reduce sensitivity.

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Sarail · « **Reply #43 on:** February 16, 2013, 12:03:55 PM »

Don't knock it up until you try it.

Caterkiller · « **Reply #44 on:** February 16, 2013, 02:48:14 PM »

Well this thread is doomed. I await some member responding pissed off after using every bit of advice including a diet of 20 donuts a day and sand paper stimulation. After being laughed at for a few months, said member will periodically emerge to sue me.

bustin98 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:25:53 PM »

Mmmm... that grain is fiiiiii-ine!

EasyCure · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2013, 07:39:32 PM »

Quote from: Caterkiller on February 16, 2013, 02:48:14 PM

Well this thread is doomed. I await some member responding pissed off after using every bit of advice including a diet of 20 donuts a day and sand paper stimulation. After being laughed at for a few months, said member will periodically emerge to sue me.

I TRIED HAVING TEH SEX LIKE STOGI SAID TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS OBLIVION SO I TRIED BUSTIN'S ADVICE AND NOW MY PENIS HURTS AND MY GF LEFT ME BUT NOT BEFORE PUSHING ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS SO I'M PAYING ASS LOADS OF MONEY TO A CHIROPRACTOR &FOR ONLY A FEW MINUTES OF PAIN RELIEF. ACUPUNCTURE DOESN'T WORK EITHER. I WISH I WOULD OF HAD ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION LIKE SHINGI CUZ I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS.

Stogi · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2013, 07:51:23 PM »

I laughed.

Stogi · « **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2013, 08:13:00 PM »

On a related note, been on a vegetarian kick lately, pretty much just making the same dish (stuffed tomatoes) trying to perfect it and do vegetarians realize that even plants eat animals? Those poor bastards.

nickmitch · « **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2013, 08:29:19 PM »

Veganism is something I'll personally never understand. Vegetarianism is also iffy. Nothing beats a thick, juicy steak. Or bacon in general.

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