What I heard:
Khush: oh Ceric your so dreamy and your gift with Prose vast and beyond comparison. Will you write some story?
If that's what it will sound like, we are all better off with "Story Post" everyday. HA HA HA HA HA HA!
You can't deny your epic Man-Crush on me. A crush that would elicit Cho-Aniki style art and proses burning you from the inside looking for an outlet. Which is how Kirby felt about Dreamland.
A land he knew he would protect and consume piece by piece. With many happy denizens to play with and there cheerful nature it was no wonder none of them had the spine to stand up to their King. All he really needed was a companion...
That blasted Kirby. Didn't the people see? Didn't the people know? How could they think that I was the enemy. What I'm doing is all for the betterment of the Kingdom in the long run. How long must this act go on? Don't they know that ultimately Kirby will destroy them? Whatever it takes to keep the kingdom safe. Sometimes you have to lie with the Devil to get rid of the Plague.
Fools. Pawns. What Do they Know? They Can't see my Master Plan but, They will Know MY Might. They all believe to be using me they all believe to be able to manipulate me to there own end and then disregard me. They have no real place in the new universe.
The One that will be from my creation.
The One that will conform to my rules.
The One that will make me a god.
Enemies, Enemies. They are everywhere. Safety. Seeking Safety. Will burn them. Will Cut them. Grass is friendly. Trees are nice. This world of Cappi's will be Razed.