Author Topic: St Patrick's Day! (Read 13097 times)

ShyGuy · « **on:** March 17, 2011, 01:40:23 PM »

The rules for Saint Patricks day when I was a kid were as follows:

If someone isn't wearing green, you get to pinch them (only once for the day)

If you pinch someone who is wearing green, they get you pinch you back.

If they were wearing green but it wasn't visible, (like green underwear) they don't get to pinch you back.

I just used a blue dry-erase marker and a yellow highlighter to make a green mark on my hand to protect myself from pinches.

apdude · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:58:32 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on March 17, 2011, 01:40:23 PM

I just used a blue dry-erase marker and a yellow highlighter to make a green mark on my hand to protect myself from pinches.

If people pull that crap they should get to punch you instead.

ThePerm · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:05:35 PM »

im wearing shamrock boxers and yoshi pants.

If i go out today, im not going to wear green though. Why? Maybe I want to get pinched.

TJ Spyke · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:08:26 PM »

The only green clothing I own is a 1UP (as in the Mushroom, not the website) hat I just bought. I don't plan to go out though, so I probably won't be wearing it.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:28:40 PM »

I'm wearing my green Notre Dame shirt. I would have worn my Sounders shirt if they hadn't lost on Tuesday.

I was upset earlier that I didn't have any Jameson around for the holiday, but then I learned St. Patrick was originally from Scotland and went to Ireland later on, so it's acceptable to drink scotch, something I have several different varieties of.

ThePerm · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:30:11 PM »

My mom ordered some stuff from Thinkgeek, and I should have been like get me a Paddy's Pub shirt!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:45:42 PM »

My penis is green, but I leave it hanging out of my pants, so it's not hidden.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:04:14 PM »

Unless you are The Hulk or Green Goblin, I would go and get that checked out. They may have to amputate

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:54:06 PM »

For the Debauchery crew:

ThePerm · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:57:00 PM »

Turns out my mom got me a Winchester Tavern t-shirt from Shawn of the Dead! Close enough!

TJ Spyke · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2011, 05:10:37 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on March 17, 2011, 03:54:06 PM

For the Debauchery crew:

Syfy was doing a marathon of the Leprechaun movies today.

ThePerm · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:14:33 PM »

Quote from: TJ Spyke on March 17, 2011, 05:10:37 PM

Quote from: ShyGuy on March 17, 2011, 03:54:06 PM
For the Debauchery crew:

Syfy was doing a marathon of the Leprechaun movies today.

didn't stop me from NOT watching them

ShyGuy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:37:14 PM »

What is Green Beer? Is it biodegradable?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:42:27 PM »

I can' tell you that it is not simply food coloring like they would want you to believe.

It is actually a special soylent green mixture, hand picked from some of the finest Irish "ingredients", that was used during the brewing processes.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:46:42 PM »

Ground up Irish ~~leprechauns~~ ~~wee folk~~ ~~midgets~~ little people? Does it turn your urine green?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:56:08 PM »

It's been known to happen.... depends on how much you drink though.

apdude · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:08:22 PM »

Does it cause brandogg syndrome?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:16:43 PM »

I'm sorry, you're gonna have to be more specific. Brandogg Syndrome? I'm not familiar with that one.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:22:41 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2011, 07:16:43 PM

I'm sorry, you're gonna have to be more specific. Brandogg Syndrome? I'm not familiar with that one.

Quote from: Brandogg on March 17, 2011, 02:45:42 PM

My penis is green, but I leave it hanging out of my pants, so it's not hidden.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:27:14 PM »

I believe that is gangreen (gangrene) and he needs to see a doctor.

or it could be that he was a little too friendly with

either way, it's completely unrelated and nothing to worry about.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:51:21 PM »

Too bad about you being turned into eunuch Brandog, at least you already had children.

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:41:28 PM »

Oh, you guys and your beer talk. I feel like I shouldn't be in this conversation considering my age, but I am anyway just to try and make it awkward.

AWKWARD ZONE INITIATED!

...or not.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:51:05 PM »

If you want to make sure you never get too into beer, follow Pale on Twitter. That'll scare you straight.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:53:58 PM »

I don't even want to ever take a sip of beer. Even when I'm of age.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:23:19 PM »

That good because you don't sip beer. You sip wines and certain liquors.
You drink beer.

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Author Topic: St Patrick's Day! (Read 13097 times)