That's YOU. The rest of us aren't playing VC games for nostalgia but because we never had the consoles or games on offer so we wouldn't have the controllers at hand.
Indeed. With the exception of one or two, all of the Virtual Console titles I have purchased are games I am buying for the first time. The service has, to me, never really been about reliving the old days, but rather to catch up on everything I missed.
As far as games that humiliate us go, I've got one. When Metroid Prime was released, I was quite young, 12 or 13. Now, I'm sure everyone will agree that Prime is especially complicated, even for somebody who has played through it once before. The game's greatness was obvious straight away, but evidently, my 13 year old mind could not grasp the geography of Tallon IV - I have vague recollections of wondering the Chozo Ruins for hours
hopelessly lost (this was early on in the game). It's weird because I completed Super Metroid at an even younger age, though I suppose it is simpler by virtue of being 2D. Anyway, after that, my cousins told me exactly what to do up to Phendrana Drifts, and then I left the game until I picked up Echoes, when I realised I ought to finish it. Once I returned a little older and a little wiser, everything clicked into place.