I have a niece and I could definitely see myself going to jail for her.
[Samuel L. Jackson] If any dude messed with her, I'd be dead on his ass like Spenser for fucking hire; I'd hunt him down and feed him his own testicles, AND I'd do it in a jiffy. And I don't care if his mama there, grandmama, innocent bystanders, little kids, babysitters, bill collectors, whatever! I'll leave his whole BLOCK filled with hot grass if I have to! And do you know why?! Because I JUST DON'T GIVE A ****! [/Samuel L. Jackson]