How about one of these?
-Make yourself a masterpiece of a sandwich.
I'm not much of a sandwich guy, and I'd like to avoid gaining back too much of the weight I've lost.
-Petition for the release of a new Pilotwings game.
Never been much of a Pilotwings fan
-Feel ashamed that you don't hold the Nintendo 64 in the absolute highest regard.
The N64 is my all-time favorite console and 3 of my top 5 games are N64 games so I think I hold it plenty high enough.
-Mop the floor.
Doesn't need it
-Find out the meaning of life.
This one's a possibility, it's the only Monty Python movie I haven't seen despite owning it on DVD for several years.
-Download apps for your BlackBerry
I don't have a Blackberry, I have an iPhone, and I shouldn't download any apps for it right now, I've downloaded way too many of them lately.
-Conquer the galaxy... and beyond.
I haven't played Master of Orion II recently, that does sound like fun.
I'd aim for playing through my gaming backlog but even if I limited myself to just Wii games and played 12 hours a day until I leave I don't think I'd even get halfway through it, even not counting Rune Factory. Maybe I should just try to play all the games I own and haven't played at least once.