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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2009, 05:59:29 PM »
You should play T-Pain's "Long Lap Dance Song" and get a lap dance.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2009, 06:20:05 PM »
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on January 27, 2009, 04:55:42 PM
Quote from: D_Average on January 27, 2009, 04:00:03 PM
You should invite her over to play Wii Bowling.

Don't take advice from people with a D average.

That struck me as alot funnier than it should have.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2009, 07:49:20 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on January 27, 2009, 06:20:05 PM
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on January 27, 2009, 04:55:42 PM
Quote from: D_Average on January 27, 2009, 04:00:03 PM
You should invite her over to play Wii Bowling.

Don't take advice from people with a D average.

That struck me as alot funnier than it should have.

Hey now, Einstein had a D average once....
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2009, 08:56:12 PM »
Hence why it shouldn't of found it that funny..?

Hehe I'm on your side bro! ;)
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2009, 09:38:50 PM »
It was a "so bad it's good" joke.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2009, 01:56:11 AM »
I wonder if Einstein ever got a stripper's number.

Nazi strippers.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2009, 10:09:28 PM »
**** the 3 day wait thing in any circumstance. That's caused me more trouble than anything.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2009, 10:12:59 PM »
Ya, I usually wait longer.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2009, 01:50:14 AM »
Speaking of the 3 day rule... I got 3 Day Ruled by the stripper.  She called me up today "just to talk".
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2009, 07:53:57 AM »
My 3 day rule is to have something planned by that date.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2009, 11:06:51 AM »
Oh yell ya, Dasmos. I think everyone plans somethinng.

Maverick, you should tell her if she wants to talk, she should get a boyfriend.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 11:40:41 AM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on January 29, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Oh yell ya, Dasmos. I think everyone plans somethinng.

Maverick, you should tell her if she wants to talk, she should get a boyfriend.

This.

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 01:30:03 PM »
I just don't think I'm ready for that step yet Stogi.  I have to make sure she doesn't have VD first.

Yes I know you didn't mean it that way but BOOM flipped the script baby!
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 02:27:26 PM »
How do you make sure she doesn't have VD? What a puzzling comment. Your not trying to make her your girlfriend?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2009, 03:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on January 29, 2009, 02:27:26 PM
How do you make sure she doesn't have VD? What a puzzling comment. Your not trying to make her your girlfriend?

You don't make strippers your girlfriend. Why? Because BIFFs can go over to their place of business and request a freebie. Would you want your girlfriend to give a creep like me a freebie? They don't call me Mr. Wiggles for nothing! ;)
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2009, 04:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on January 29, 2009, 02:27:26 PM
How do you make sure she doesn't have VD?

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BIFFs can go over to their place of business and request a freebie.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2009, 04:41:08 PM »
Be careful, you can catch herpes even when she's between outbreaks.  I heard that from a doctor. . .a doctor on T.V.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2009, 05:06:44 PM »
Dude, all I'm saying is, she probably has some sort of VD. You should just assume she does and move past it. The only time it's acceptable to **** a girl with out a condom is when she is your girlfriend and your force feeding her pills. Any other time, you shouldn't ever mess around with a girl unless you have multiple condoms.

Now if your worried about STD's and forplay, that's fine. Don't eat her out and your good.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »
Quote from: nickmitch on January 29, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
Be careful, you can catch herpes even when she's between outbreaks.  I heard that from a doctor. . .a doctor on T.V.

TRUTH

In fact, 70% of people contracted the disease when their partner showed no signs of an outbreak.

Makes you wonder what the **** is wrong with the other 30%.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2009, 07:45:00 PM »
Every damn day.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2009, 11:57:31 PM »
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no, condom w/ a ball protector & lube. don't forget the lube.

A what now? I don't see that in the 'family planning' section...

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They don't call me Mr. Wiggles for nothing!

Is that you? :o

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2009, 04:22:55 AM »
Quote from: Djunknown on January 29, 2009, 11:57:31 PM
What's the status Maverick? Can you share any non-incriminating pics of this woman?

Talked to her again today on the phone for a little while on her way to work.  Said she'd call me when she got off, so we'll see if that happens.  Where do strippers like to hang out when they're not selling their bodies?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2009, 08:57:02 AM »
Quote from: nickmitch on January 29, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
Be careful, you can catch herpes even when she's between outbreaks.  I heard that from a doctor. . .a doctor on T.V.

Was that doctor Daaman64? Cuz i hear he knows ALLLLll about herpes ;)

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What's the status Maverick? Can you share any non-incriminating pics of this woman?

Talked to her again today on the phone for a little while on her way to work.  Said she'd call me when she got off, so we'll see if that happens.  Where do strippers like to hang out when they're not selling their bodies?

Their dads house, trying to win his love.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2009, 09:31:57 AM »
You should go to her place. She how she's living.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2009, 10:59:55 AM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on January 30, 2009, 09:31:57 AM
You should go to her place. She how she's living.

WHAT?!
how ya livin!
WHAT?!
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WAHT!?
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