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It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« on: January 26, 2009, 06:40:54 AM »
So I totally got a stripper's number tonight.  Does the three day rule apply to whores?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 08:26:55 AM »
No. Nothing applies since you've already seen her naked.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 12:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on January 26, 2009, 08:26:55 AM
No. Nothing applies since you've already seen her naked.

not all true. you have to make sure you use protection more than ever!
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EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 01:37:49 PM »
Double wrap?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 02:21:52 PM »
No, that leads to more breaks.
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 02:36:31 PM »
triple wrap?



....no, condom w/ a ball protector & lube. don't forget the lube.
& don't forget to video tape, but make sure you leave your wallet in the car, DO.NOT.BRING.CASH.

fake edit: Oh & bring a collapse-able brass pole. You gonna want a private performance right...?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 02:41:34 PM »
Taking notes...
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 03:01:17 PM »
NEVER take her to your place.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 03:03:00 PM »
Abstinence
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 03:23:02 PM »
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on January 26, 2009, 03:03:00 PM
Abstinence

Agreed.  In this case it's probably safest to cut your balls off.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2009, 12:39:15 AM »
Make sure your wear some pimp repellent, so that you don't get slapped.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2009, 01:02:40 AM »
Getting a stripper's number...is no acheivement.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2009, 01:56:04 AM »
Really...?



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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2009, 02:34:21 AM »
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 04:19:14 AM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on January 27, 2009, 01:56:04 AM
Really...?



Thank you.  I think I'm following Black N' Mild's advice on this one, as he seems to have actually had some experience here.  My plan of action is to keep casual contact.  I will wait it out for a few days at least so as not to make her think I'm a desperate psycho stalker.  I also plan to infiltrate her group of stripper friends as today I found out that one of my co-workers used to be a local strip club waitress, and knows many of the girls.  I have also begun hitting on this co-worker.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2009, 11:33:51 AM »
What does that phrase mean? Is it pimpin' pimpin' as in adjective noun? or verb noun?  or is it just two words together for emphasis, like Pizza Pizza?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2009, 12:16:02 PM »
It's Pimpin, Pimpin. Noun noun.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2009, 12:57:16 PM »
That's just bad grammar.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 01:23:42 PM »
More like verb, noun.

Find out when her nite off is & goto her house, not yours.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2009, 01:39:01 PM »
No no no. It's noun noun.

It's football, coach. See. That's the same sentence structure.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2009, 02:11:44 PM »
I could see it either way

It's cookin', Chef.

My example doesn't sound as good as yours, but you get my point.

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2009, 02:27:08 PM »
It (pronoun subject) is (linking verb) [contraction] pimpin' (gerund) COMMA pimpin' (noun of address) [proper noun?] PERIOD

I think that is right.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2009, 02:43:02 PM »
Quote from: ShyGuy on January 27, 2009, 02:27:08 PM
It (pronoun subject) is (linking verb) [contraction] pimpin' (gerund) COMMA pimpin' (noun of address) [proper noun?] PERIOD

I think that is right.

Oh noes nerd grammar wars int he Pimpin thread!
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2009, 04:00:03 PM »
You should invite her over to play Wii Bowling.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2009, 04:55:42 PM »
Quote from: D_Average on January 27, 2009, 04:00:03 PM
You should invite her over to play Wii Bowling.

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