"Now why throw in a personal attack?"
It was a JOKE. I saw how you conviniently omittied from your quote the smiley face that was present in my original post. I meant that comment to be lighthearted and humorous. I didn't intend it to be an attack (although I do think you have to really pay attention and be patient to enjoy the game- not saying theavenge is that way personally, though, aside from his qualms with the scanning in MP).
I can understand misunderstanding some of my posts, but generally when someone puts a smiley face next to a comment, it's not meant to be insulting.

And it's not that he doesn't like the style- he said himself he liked OoT, and WW is almost exactly like it.
"In contrast, I spent all last afternoon/evening wandering aimlessly around Wind Waker's Windfall Island and looking for fairy islands to upgrade my heart pieces/bottles. It was interesting... I guess. Okay, not really. It was too slow-paced for my tastes."
You know you don't HAVE to do any of that. Quite literally all of the upgrades and heart pieces I found I came across naturally, not going out and searching for them. I only had 11 hearts total at the end of the game. You seem to have a habit of doing unneccessary things and then complaining about them.
"So you see I DO enjoy exploration-type games, but the exploration has to serve a valuable purpouse... not just collecting 50 rupees"
I swear to god you did NOT play Wind Waker. Can anyone who beat the game tell me WHEN you were forced to collect 50 rupees? Hell, you could get 50 rupees easily from the enemies you find along the way- I must've collected thousands of rupees through the game without consciously doing so. There's only a few items you have to buy in the game and none are priced so that you have to spend much time at all getting rupees, if any time AT all. Did you think that since you wanted a specific item you couldn't afford you HAD to collect rupees and that it's the games fault? There's things called sidequests, man, that you don't need to do. The only time I could plausibly see someone with the impression they were needlessly searching for something was when getting the Trifoce charts, but that's IT. At no other time was I not under the impression that what I was searching for wasn't valuable.