Topic: Eternal Darkness

[S-U-P-E-R]

There's also the double irony that pc gamers play TF2 at full force around the clock and Eternal Darkness is perfect for dumb babies

and Kairon didn't register early enough 

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

ED is functionally easy, after all.

[DAaaMan64]

My favorite part about this game was the great scenes and the story.

Is your friend a Hot Chick?

[S-U-P-E-R]

I'd better link this for the people that registered after 2003

http://nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=7198.0;all

Also, note the joke I made about Too Human coming out in 2009. Ahahahahah

[IceCold]

Hey look it's that thread again..

Where's the Too Human love, Bill?

Wasn't impressed with Eternal Darkness' gameplay, so I'm not a Silicon Knights fan... =)

When I first started playing, I thought the gameplay was slightly generic, but as I continued and perfected manual targeting and learned spells, it became a blast...And I don't even particularly enjoy the Survival Horror genre <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

(Haha, Grey, you're the master of converting a seemingly innocent reply into a plethora of insults <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )

[Caliban]

Eternal Darkness wasn't scary in gameplay.

What are you talking about? The insanity feature was awesome because it made the creepiness much more believable. In fact ED is the only game that actually had a moment that made me jump out of surprise from being so engrossed with it.

[Caliban]

I'd better link this for the people that registered after 2003

http://nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=7198.0;all

Also, note the joke I made about Too Human coming out in 2009. Ahahahahah

Why would you copy Grey Ninja's post as your own?

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Therein lies the comedy.

[Caliban]

Nope. I still don't get it.

[IceCold]

They're eternal enemies, as it were..

[Smash_Brother]

I actually took my GameCube over to a friend's house tonight.  She thought the game sucked.  Mainly because she sucked at the game I think, but her main complaint was that the camera angles sucked, and she couldn't point and click at the enemies to make them die.

I gave her my standard lecture on how PC Gamers just suck at any game where you can't click on the enemy to make them die, but she just said that she didn't think that when backtracking she should have to put up with a camera angle that showed 10 feet in front of her.  I told her that no camera system was perfect, and refrained from telling her that she was on crack.

In short, the answer to your question is that Eternal Darkness is intended for a person who has a love for dark things, and has a minimum of ability to solve simple tasks of dexterity and problem solving.  My friend had a problem differentiating the R button from the A button.

Eternal Darkness is a very intellectual game, and the true genius of it may very well be over some people's heads, given the truly literary atmosphere of the game.  If you don't like to read, and you don't like deep things, it's entirely possible you don't like Eternal Darkness.

Where'd you rip this post off from?

EDIT: Never mind...

[KnowsNothing]

For the record, I got SUPER right away.  I feel cool

[Spak-Spang]

So Why Exactly are we Still talking about this game?

I mean I know the debate of whether or not this game was good or not. 

BUT, it has been years, lets drop this game, like I just dropped your mom.

[S-U-P-E-R]

The deep literature joe at the gas station post is one of this forum's few original memes and we've got to run this **** into the ground