Wow, I just got back to this thread and I apparently missed a TON...
And I've already seen goatse and pain5.jpg years ago. Browse 4chan for three minutes and you'll see far worse than that. Apparently the angry spammer didn't even know how to offend properly.
We already knew this discussion wasn't going anywhere so I'm fine with just leaving it.
And honestly, Sonic has turned my head. Snake can go f*ck himself. We have a REAL 3rd party character now.